Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.
ImInABox 6
Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*
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Comments (206)
iAmScrubs 19
Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.
jwc93 0
loose slots
LolaD18 1
I've seen this FML like 3 times before, getting old...
ChrisSG 0
small stuffs.. money issues are pretty much solvable..
RouletteRed 6
Or you could just flush the car keys. (^-^)
zendaddy0 0
I can tell grandma never gave mom enough allowance as a kid
ronniev1990 0
thats sad I would ask her why the hell u been stealing my money then go to vegas
TurnpikeTwister 0
How much would you pay for your life OP? Because that's what you're mother gave you, just sayin'.... Also, 131, please put your shirt down, it's just not working out for you. Not that any guy on here who posts pics of themselves shirtless is cool, but you could have at least had the decency of showing off a six pack and some pecs, not whatever you got going on there...
DaySetsFire 2
^ win lol
rawr9able 4
155, OP doesn't owe his/her mother anything. (s)he didn't ask to be born in the first place AND kids are not ATMs either. OP, figure out how much she sent over the years and demand it from your mother. If she doesn't return it steal shit from her that she needs and hide it til she forks it over.
tbone666 0
are you talking from experience
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
OP would probably spend it all on gas money before he even got there. F****** high gas prices.
Rose8u 2
look, either way, just because a mom is raising a child, stealing is still wrong and u should just not do it no matter what.
robotiick 12
hey131 put on a damn shirt will ya
minecraft_fml 4
hell yeah, 1
Link5794 18
Hey 182mind your own damn business will ya
MizzErikaHart 8
Vegas ftw
SexyNicole1310 0
Dang. Fyl and F your mom too
staceysgenesis16 0
wow...
iLazy 0
Aww 23 beat me to the punch line. Anyway her profile said she would take it anywhere, anytime ;)
br0itstaylor 0
you guys know that her profile picture is Linsey Lohan right? lmao whatever floats your boat
insidejokeswithm 0
2-not ur real pic...it's a Victoria's secret ad. :/
Suchagoonnn 4
haha nice profile i wonder how many creepy idiots actually emailed him
ImTotallyAsian 0
2- thats erin from Victoria Secert
mfmylifesrsly 30
lmao desperate ****. I bet your fat and ugly.
seekndestroy 3
I'll bet its a man.
rarrar51 0
49 - duh. 2 is obviously a guy. haha.
ALDi 0
suck her toes
that1guy1 13
What the ****? Just really. Why did you say that?
ImTotallyAsian 0
WtfFtwWtfFtw
skaterpaige 3
um. true...? -.-
KkoolAid 0
WTH!!
ribbyc80 0
HA, thats funny!, people sometimes cannot appreciate random and ****** up comments, it takes skill and imagination to deliver a comment like that, hats off too you.
atomheartm_fml 0
Funniest comment
ImInABox 6
Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*
ilovepoppa 0
I love family guy!(:
iLazy 0
And I hope 'TheRealFamilyGuy' doesn't ruin this thread with a lame comment, trying to act like Peter.
dayve 0
I agree with 26.
BWill9014 4
I was up at like 1 am the first time I seen that episode and I laughed all the way through it xD
mylifesucksserio 15
what did she spend it on?
gemzroxya 0
drugs and manwhores.
Niki0308 0
So how did you find out?
sheethapins 13
The grandmother probably asked if she got it.
klarabellekiss 0
Bit of a reverse from pilfering her wallet... Still now u know it's mum that's cheap not your gran
AnagenisisZagus 13
Excuse me, but is that really how you say "French is my second language"? I could have sworn it was "Français est ma langue deuxième"
xrainbowshadowx 17
No it's "Français est ma deuxième langue"
AnagenisisZagus 13
My thanks. Damn Google translation.
PSQ91 6
"Le français" actually...
ravensunnyd 0
my mom does this to me but the money's usually in my wallet when she steels it
Ramdon 0
um is steal just sayon
Shafreeka 8
saying**
HubertPL 0
45- you should go jogging
tsukaga2isuwaya 0
85 You need to stop being a bitch.
MindFucker404 0
she is also a ****. 21 with a 2 year old? wtf!?
karenbeth 0
oh dont even! how do u know shes a **** cuz she's 21 wit a 2 year old?!?! girls younger then tht got babies, age dot determine how good the mom or dad can/will be.
KkoolAid 0
#117- I have no idea what you just said..
geeksaresexy 18
Her child lives with the dad, I think that says more about what kind of parent she is than her age does..
HeavyMetalViking 0
85, I don't know man, about you mocking others' profile pictures. You're just an eyeliner short of being a queer fag Justin Bieber backup dancer yourself.
Grimmerie 31
queer fag? really?
Shafreeka 8
No. She lives with her dad because I have been too sick in the past year to provide for her. I've been in the hospital more than out, you ass!
Shafreeka 8
116- I am 23 and my child does not make me a ****. I had been with her dad for a long time. We were engaged for a time, but things don't always work out.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Ok 137, I know you're the PrideSpeak facilitator. But could you put that aside for FML, or perhaps suggest an alternative description? And do I need to address you as "Sir"?
geeksaresexy 18
All I was saying was age is irrelevant, not that it's bad she lives with her dad! So if they were gonna pick on something why not that? But whatever.. Snappy little bitch aren't you
Monii_Harlz 11
same here
hebron77 0
I carry my important stuff in an athletic bag that I keep with me almost 24-7 so my money is pretty safe.
mariselita93 7
What kind of mom stills from her son? Try stealing something from her to see how it feels. FYL
dwhite312 0
what kind of son steals from her mom? she should steal from him so he know how it feels. wait...
dwhite312 0
his*
DeadxManxWalking 27
low on money for drugs?
ravensunnyd 0
maybe they need the money really badly
FuhkYourLyfN00b 0
What kind of idiot doesn't know how to spell 'steals'?
hebron77 0
183, if she needs it, she should explain the situation and ask.
Okami_Una 5
The type that has autocorrect?
iBanana 17
How would that solve anything?
iBanana 17
How about you grow up?
mk58 31
I think you're just horny, 27, go do something about it instead of telling people that you'd like to **** them or that you want someone to suck you off.
geeksaresexy 18
Ballin, you fail at life! Time to do us all a favour and quit..
mk58 31
Thank you, 98.
instnt1nfction 17
call suicide hotline