Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Top comments
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
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Comments (193)
AnagenisisZagus 13
It's a sign!
CateXOX 0
I hope your dress is brown, it'll hide the stains.
CateXOX 0
Or your suit. I never considered OP could be a man.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
I've honestly never seen a brown wedding dress, but I'm sure OP's will be.
CateXOX 0
41- Me neither, I was just trying to think of a positive.
gagaman_fml 0
why the **** would a WEDDING DRESS be brown?
gemzroxya 0
Cate is clearly using slight sarcasm and taking a posotive outlook here guys?
skycastle 0
you should take garlic tablets. look it up. they work.
Wandering_Ninja 8
lolololololololol
breezy_b42o 0
Shitty deal.
sharkwkrox 0
Aw omg
sheethapins 13
If you are the bride FYL and F the bridesmaid who has to hold up your dress so you can use the bathroom.
missbreann 0
might be nerves...
ltalianStallion 0
I Have The Same Problem But Its Not My Wedding Day
toelie 26
So in fact You Don't Have The Same Problem.
silentblack 0
good luck at ur wedding