Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Top comments
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
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Comments (193)
lolk3qt 1
Two girls one cup
XxLeoNaYxX 0
Yum.
stuffhappens223 7
Take pepto or whatever it's called
superpokgai123 0
Pok gai !!!!!
ShinyStar_fml 0
here comes the bride black brown and white
coolgirl44 3
Two words: adult diapers
urbanimpression 6
Bridesmaids 2
MellyLuck1484 7
do not eat before important things like weddings. I never eat anything but crackers or bread when I have long social engagements, because you never know when indigestion or diarrhea will sneak up on you. Once there you can have something else and it won't hit you for a while even if there is something that upsets you.
Elovena 9
Holy cray that sucks! Hah!
sexilyugly 5
ADULT DIAPER!!!(: