Today, there was a 4 year-old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her. FML
Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
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SunDropGirl 0
you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op
HeavyMetalViking 0
Is "play tiger" the slang for "going all pedobear"?
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Comments (129)
xxzackyyxx 0
lol xD sounds like a good time (:
DropDead77 11
If your a chimo
iSitt 0
whether tigermom or cougarlady they're both scary to a little kid
EverybodyHatesCh 0
hahaha what a pussy cat. he's a cat now
Justforlolz 14
Yes, it's all fun n' games until someone calls the S.W.A.T team.
futtbuck101 1
pervert
livin_plur 0
Foreal takin one for the team :) lil kids are fun
agaba 0
well it sounds like he dosnt have tiger blood
arcadefirelover2 0
stranger danger!!!
EmperorPsycho 0
I would find it weird to see a stranger playing with my kid...
royalleaf 4
that sucks
kingtz 6
At least OP isn't a guy. Then the mom would've freaked out and a mall cop would've suddenly appeared to arrest him.
staceysgenesis16 0
that does suck. but the kid wins! hes a tough lil bastard! he was defending hiself.. lol FYL tho.
chronicxxl 0
For a dude representing themselves as someone who works out, you're pretty flat amd your arms got no build. Are you doing to exercises correctly? Also your face just screams rape faces...on-topic how did a mall cops can't arrest people you idiot. They can only call real cops to arrest people...think before you speak.
moley_fml 3
actually they can any citizen can arrest someone they just have to be dam sure about before hand (security officers more so )unlike the police who can arrest with probable cause.
duhh_winning 0
dude liftin weights - 45 pound weights? only take 4 pounds for my gloc 4 and itll put those muscles to waste
Awesome_Guy2468 0
dude your pic is awesome
Isabel312 0
he was just protecting himself. at least he didn't use a spork to stab you in the eye.
geminiTwin4 3
haha very true
Jiplo 18
Did that happen to you? If so, FYL.
SunDropGirl 0
you could have said hi or played peek a boo but instead you decided to play tiger.. you have a way with children who aren't yours... it would have been cute if it was your kid not a stranger sorry op
marix54888 0
I completely agree, OP sounds like a creep.
livin_plur 0
you both sound like you don't really know how to act with kids. they love being playful like that he probably didn't mean to hit him thAt hard he was just playing along
dezinspaaace 0
you read my mind. who the hell plays tiger with kids they don't know? i would be scared as fudge if i was that kid and knock him out with that water bottle.
docscientist 10
Going rawr and making half-attempts at clawing isn't going to scare the piss out of s child... I really doubt op was 'method acting.'
imacreeper 3
awkward :S
ledstratdak 0
tigers are scary. I can't blame him.
natas_fml 13
holy shit, the adoring fans been hitting the arena?!
ledstratdak 0
yeah he pissed me off so I made him twist his nipples
comepoopwithme 0
i got tiger blood
duhh_winning 0
ive got a cooking wand.. for WARLOCKS
InsidiousChild 0
POCKET GOD FTW
akmufasa 1
#6 epic pic. adorin fan FTL.... #Oblivion
traze 7
I'm on his side...
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Well, it looks like you *Takes off Sunglasses* Needed a Hand AHHHHH- wait....
FruityLoooons 8
That was terrible, man.
bezach 0
looks like the plane just ran out of nuts yyyeeeaaaahhhhhhhhh
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
yes, yes it was. xD
DeLpHe3zY 7
id knock the kid out
geminiTwin4 3
but the kid was just defending himself
staceysgenesis16 0
aww thats mean :/ lol. i would too actually.. hmm.. thats sad.
duhh_winning 0
give him a mean tyson uppercut
CODNERD 0
Agreed !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
CODNERD 0
i would have said, Kid F@CK off!, like any other canadian person would
HugoBosss_fml 0
You got your ass kicked by a 4 year old, nuff said.
mango260 9
he didn't mean no harm! :D he's just a kid lols