Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Top comments
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
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Comments (193)
HU4L188 0
u might just be nervous.... calm urself
shnipe 4
drink some green tea
tamoodielovesmar 1
damn that poop
gagaman_fml 0
wear a tampon in your booty!!!
persianjr1 7
No...Just, no
gemzroxya 0
Are you stupid?
jess6blondie9 3
She's just going to crap that out too.
Sl1mShad3y 10
are you being a smartass or just stupid?
disney_blonde 16
Instead of shoving things up your butt, just take some Imodium...oh wait, that would only make sense. No, shove a tampon up your butt, that's logical.
lmaoatall 6
wear depends. and if it's really soupy, duct tape the the legs and waistband off. you may blow up like a giant water balloon, but it beats leaveing a shit run down the aisle!. congrats anyways!
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
holy crap that sucks. Try taking some immodium? I hope your wedding goes well... Fly definetely :/ everyone dreams of how perfect their wedding will be... but that right there... That brings the roof down on everyone :/ hope all goes well :)
jess6blondie9 3
Awww :( Stupid diarrhea always comes at the most unwanted times. I hope you got it under control and had a beautiful wedding!
cherry72 13
um ask someone to get u some anti-diarhea medication. problem solved.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
that is just messed up and why don't you just have the wedding then run into the bathroom saying I gotta poo!!!