Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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species4872 20
Now if you just ate junk food, stayed up all night you probably would have been fine.
Razell 13
It could be worse - your wedding could be today. Hope you feel enough better in time for the party.
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Comments (9)
somedudesomewher 29
You could say that it's a... shi- Nope not gonna say it. This one is as old as FML.
RichardPencil 32
...shitty situation. Someone had to do it!
RichardPencil 32
On the bright side, you have an excuse to avoid Wedding Night Anal. Yeah, that's a thing!
aikhan 16
You look experienced
interesting33 37
is it? I've never heard of it. couldn't she just say she doesn't want anal?
species4872 20
Now if you just ate junk food, stayed up all night you probably would have been fine.
agmb 3
My sister is in the same exact boat with one exception she's not sick but pregnant
Razell 13
It could be worse - your wedding could be today. Hope you feel enough better in time for the party.
Alexandria79 22
you'll be fine but get yourself to call a doc or something to get some anti nausea medicine just in case. worked well with my husband.
IHaveThePower 18
Yes, the problem with most holistic and whole-body medicine is that diseases don't know it works, especially germs... (You probably just have a virus, though. Chicken soup, lots of fluids, rest when you can, and you should be fine on the wedding day. Most viruses go through you pretty fast.)