Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Anonymous
Vilnius, Lithuania
Bad timing
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaking from everywhere
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Anonymous
Ace in the hole
Today, I have a hemorrhoid and a cold. Every time I cough or sneeze, it feels like someone is stabbing me in the anus. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wow. You literally don't have time for that.
Nikki K 10
aw shitty ! hopefully it clears up by your wedding..and especially by your honeymoon ..
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Comments (10)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wow. You literally don't have time for that.
RichardPencil 32
I’ll bet your fiancé is not going to be impressed that you had such a Devil’s Triangle. PS: Your male strippers up there have awful names!
Nikki K 10
aw shitty ! hopefully it clears up by your wedding..and especially by your honeymoon ..
Emma Marshall 19
Maybe it's a sign 🤔😂
Envy22 32
Praying for you.
fde2blknimout 18
I guess its missionary style on the honeymoon
bigdaddyeric 37
Well, No Anal and No BJ’s and you should be ok!