Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
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Top comments
groupleader 7
And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.
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Comments (86)
Sniper3000 0
Fyl
CaramelMacchiato 13
There's a button for that.
2dog 15
Yes I hate the people that just respond "FYL" or "YDI" when they can just press the button
siickman 7
I always read YDI as "your dah idiot" ... Idk why lol
NeatNit 33
65 that works too most of the time :)
muurph 4
At least you were outside
partout_fml 6
Indeed. It could have been worse, I guess. Threwing up in the church (or whereever the ceremony was held) would bother me sligthly more. I bet most guests are familiar with the corresponding youtube-videos and think similar. May the rest of your married life be less filled with vomit.
partout_fml 6
Less paid attention (quantity) to the actual threwing up part. I assumed that it was the formal photo shooting, only attended by a "small" group. Still sucks of course! Ah, nevermind it all.
Andrew123123 9
Some people have a fetish for that
christiangirl 5
Ew. .
Da_Bauss435 8
and other people are normal and not sick human beiungs
nerobluerose 10
That fetish killed a woman on 1000 ways to die...
Matty1188 6
Except if they're throwing up, they ARE sick.
groupleader 7
And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.
shikai214 2
Ha ha! Good reference. So this is the other side of the story.
nerobluerose 10
Too much wedding cake?
2dog 15
How could there be to much wedding cake when they haven't had any because the pictures are generally takes before the cake
2dog 15
Well then, I am sorry but maybe it is you who cannot take a joke
The_Hitdude 12
2dog: No part of your comment was a joke. I've tried to be nice about it, but this how I feel: If you can't contribute anything but criticism to comments, then shut the hell up.
SB1010 0
Say cheese!!!! Ohh no don't make me think abo- blahhh
copo37 7
Don't you just love open bar.
1happymummy 14
You poor thing! But congrats on getting married even if the day didnt go as planned!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.
The_Hitdude 12
I'll get the shovel!
2dog 15
HAHAHA LOL!!! I get it Throw Up in it your funny and to everyone who thinks I cannot take a joke, well go f*ck yourself,
SkoomaKi 28
2dog - Here I was thinking that models were nice people. The fact is you can't take a joke and you're criticizing a lot of comments on here. Just stop or you're just going to get more hate. I'm just trying to help.
DogsPaw 16
Yay 2dog got it!! I didn't get it until she said something. Thank you so much 2dog I am forever in your debt.
andyyroxx 20
But was your groom really that bad?
pennies_lane 6
and the worst part was?