TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DD.
France
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Brad
Today, I was on a 3-way call with my wife and the bank. The bank said we didn't qualify for school loans, which means I have to drop out. As soon as the bank hung up, my wife stayed on the line to tell me she wants a divorce and that she regrets our marriage. FML
GeeTwo
United States
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
mj
United States
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Anonymous
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Top comments
Mr_Mole 24
Surely a good solicitor/lawyer would use that to argue she was gold digging.
OhNoezz 10
"I ain't saying she a gold digger, but"
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Mr_Mole 24
Surely a good solicitor/lawyer would use that to argue she was gold digging.
routerere 10
That might be tough to prove in court. She could always claim this wasn't premeditated. Even is they could prove it, I don't think there is a law that specifically bans golddigging. OP should get the best lawyer he can though. The lawyer might be expensive but it's better than handing her his house and money without a fight.
OhNoezz 10
"I ain't saying she a gold digger, but"
Dave_Davington 34
Well, you walked right into that one.
Glowworm56 27
Is your wife Divorce Barbie. She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
pjsr 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
“My” house? What is she - just a piece of furniture that you ****?
aruden 25
Or.. they just recently got married and he owned the house prior to getting married to her. I feel like most people, once divorce is brought up, start to claim what they consider theirs.
chosha_fml 27
What a stupid response. These are obviously things he legally owned before putting her on the title, and probably owned before he even met her.
bkwusa 15
Once you get married everything you owe she owes. As such she was going to get half of everything anyways. Should have signed a prenup if you didn't want to share.
Zekfen 17
It always. In some cases if you owned the home prior to getting married and it was only in your name, then it is exempt from being split. A major part though that plays into that is how long were they married.
kfchicken 31
you split things that come about after the marriage. so she wouldn't have had rights to half of everything before that
KittyMack 13
Yeah, except in cases where the spouse who owned the stuff put the other spouse on the title.
evilmom75 3
Thats not how it works
onceuponatime456 16
Remove her !!!
AzrielB 8
Sell the house and use the money for a lawyer
StarkWolf_fml 23
quick while there's still time!
Clarence Gilbert 7
remove her then divorce her. simple