Today, I FaceTimed my boyfriend at work instead of calling him, because I suspected he wasn't wearing his mask, and I don't want him to bring home COVID or RSV. He called me an "insufferable control freak" and didn't come home that night. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend came home from work at 8 p.m., monologued about how he doesn't love me anymore for two hours, and walked out on me. In the middle of quarantine. Out of nowhere. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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RichardPencil 32
How you fail to mention bubonic plague, leprosy and St. Vitus' Dance? You seem pretty lax to me.
stickyface 17
You are.
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stickyface 17
You are.
RichardPencil 32
How you fail to mention bubonic plague, leprosy and St. Vitus' Dance? You seem pretty lax to me.
historygrad74 19
I would have broken up with you.
core01 30
was he lying to you about masking?
Gubbon 17
A mask is not to protect yourself from infection, but others.
QueenSaru 28
I assumed she was asking him to mask up at work to protect HER? It sounds like she has health issues/immune issues and would hope he would do this small thing to keep her safe. I could be reading it wrong, but as someone who still masks for both my and my elderly parents/grandparents' safety, that's the way I interpreted it. However, if she doesn't trust him enough to do this for her without 'spot checking', I don't think the relationship has a future anyway.
dreams2383 20
ya none of that is true. it's been debunked. a ton of actual studies from real scientists not tick tock where you get all your info lol
dreams2383 20
I agree with him. your insufferable. I've had covid 4 times it's a little wore then a cold. also masked don't work idiot. it's best to break up so you can live alone
DLBL 23
I agree with him, too; she's an insufferable control freak. If she's that afraid of germs, she can go be a hermit. But I had Covid in April, 2020 and I was FUBAR for over 3 weeks. And here's some news: Large numbers of people really did die of COVID, especially in crowded cities like NYC where they used reefer trucks to store the bodies until they could be buried. It's nice your experience was mild.
Vaporeon97 5
We never were in one TBH it was sensationalized to death by gov/media/pharma corps