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Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?

1Brucie 2

Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Your not supposed to do that? Well then...

booboohoney 12

Was it steak? That is acceptable.

Sai_Run614 7

Hall pass for picking your nose, scratching your ass, and burping at any time.

Mauskau 36

Your body shape reminds me of a cobra.

abbytobin25 3

Somebodys got a keeper(;

mario2012 18

Somebody posted an overused comment.

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

That's disgusting..

Enslaved 38

So? I've done that before. I floss my teeth daily, sometimes twice. It's not like the food is spoiled. It's already in her mouth. At least she's not eating food off of "someone else's" floss.

Schizomaniac 24

Eeeeeewwwwww.

Enslaved 38

"Maybe I'm the one Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho (yeah)" So if I eat a mango, floss and swallow what I would hope didn't get stuck between my teeth? What then? People need to relax, we've all had nastier things in our mouths.:P

KiddNYC1O 22

Well said, enslaved.

Sanrio90 8

There goes my dinner! Pretty effin gross.

oomph_fml 25

Although I can tolerate this, I agree that it's not a very sanitary idea. Sure, it's her mouth, but she's flossing it out in the first place because that, and anything else between her teeth, is covered with bacteria and needs to go. I don't see the benefits of eating it, not like it'll fill her hunger any more..

xNephilim 19

I don't think you quite understand the point of flossing... The point of flossing is to get bacteria-growing food away from your teeth before it starts snacking on them instead of the food. Eating it, while someone disturbing if witnessed, is in no way unsanitary.

CharresBarkrey 16

I agree with 114. Your teeth's enamel is really soft and prone to bacteria eating through (so soft that it only takes 12 hours to create a cavity) but the rest of your body is strong enough to withstand that same bacteria. It's completely safe.

xNephilim 19

Someone should be somewhat up there. Ugh. Typos.

annie_nk 23

I sure hope Doc sees OP's username :P

JoeGrant 12

I was about to post that same thing! Thank god I read yours first, otherwise I'd have been torn apart! Praise Doc B!

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Beat me to it! LoL Glad I checked before commenting. Doc B!

annie_nk 23

I'm glad there are still people who read the comments beforehand. Thumbs up to you both :)

JoeGrant 12

I wouldn't want to shame my reputation with this community! (no sarcasm implied)