Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?
1Brucie 2
Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)
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Comments (193)
Likian5 26
So? Honestly, I do that too, but what's wrong with that? It's just food... -_-
Plumeriaprincess 2
Unless she is eating food off your floss...whats the big deal? It was in her mouth to begin with! Its good to hear she does floss or that "stuck food" would eventually rot her teeth....then you'd have bigger problems dealing with stinky breath and ugly teeth!
safaeita 32
wow, I don't think I can finish now the bar of chocolate I was eating...Thanks for the image :s.
chryses 3
that's disgusting! and im eating right now...
idgaf528 6
To be honest, she's probably trying a new diet, after each meal she saves a bit in her teeth so that way when she gets hungry she can floss the tiny chunks of food out and feed her hunger for a little bit so she doesn't have to actually eat again for a while.......O.o -or she just likes the way her food tastes after its been sitting in her teeth a coue days and broken down by her saliva....
jnazzty 4
At least she flosses
doglover100 29
Gross
mandyk5918 12
Honey It came out of your mouth not off the floor it's fine
sl524 4
Ewwwwwwwwwww
danidino96 8
Dump her...