Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?
1Brucie 2
Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)
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Comments (193)
foreverboredZ 4
ugh... I just visualized it... I hate my imagination..... PS I can't wait to see docbastard's comment on OP's username.
Snoopy0718 14
Should've read the comments. Someone already pointed op username out for doc b.
annie_nk 23
Yeah it was me. Read the comments on it too.
Lena234 8
How oh so very appetizing.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
It's food either way.
Misses9098 7
In my elementary school that's what they taught us to do..
gmc_blossom 21
Doesn't matter, ate food.
AZbeastboSS 2
Nom nom nom
j3ebrules 13
I admit it; I do it too. Prob not uncommon.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Well this is new... Although I do eat what I remove from my teeth with a toothpick, but it has to be immediately after I eat, otherwise it's just... mushy and bleugh. But after reading all of these comments, you guys are right, it's really not a big deal. I wouldn't do it though, but live and let live!
haleyelizabeth1 0
I don't think it's as un-healthy as it is disgusting. That's really nasty.
matthewiverson 7
I just puked a little bit