drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jarryd
Australia
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Tytonic
Havertown, United States
First dates
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Mojo
United Kingdom
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
ricard0
Petaluma, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.
niftyismybitch 21
Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...
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Comments (91)
Steffi3 40
Might just be me, but I wouldn't be kissing her again. That's disgusting.
Lalala579121 28
Because that's her move, make her teeth fall out every time she's kissing someone.
RosaMaravillosa 10
#1 I agree. that's just gross
Bunnyluver 20
Its not her fault that her tooth fell out. It gets disgusting if she's a smoker and her teeth are falling out.
Steffi3 40
@4 That's not what I'm saying at all. It's just that, if her teeth are falling out, her dental hygiene probably isn't that great. I wouldn't want to kiss someone like that.
SChernobyl 6
No kissing someone with an ill fitting prosthetic tooth?
Bunnyluver 20
She could have had that tooth removed or whatever and is fragile.
hkhan24 23
More like FHL. Be glad it wasn't the other way round or you would have died of embarrassment which probably would have been a worse outcome.
amayraniescobar 15
Still a FML I mean what a disappointment and such a gross moment ?
Dave_Davington 34
You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.
JasonEsquivel 5
HOLY SHIT, I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT A COMMENT.
Bliepje 22
does she take care of her teeth at all? that doesnt sound like something that just happens
EwahWeeWah 21
I don't want to stereotype but "crush" is a term usually used in highschool and below, so it's very likely it was a baby tooth. If it wasn't, I imagine she wouldn't even be able to kiss from the extreme pain she was in due to adult teeth being extremely painful.
facehit 4
I had a baby tooth till I was 23 because there was no adult tooth under it. so long as it was healthy they were not taking it out, it fell out
SChernobyl 6
I had a lady in the store warn me my tooth had fallen out (I have a prosthetic).
Melix 31
I'm 16 and I have a fake front tooth. I got hit by a car and landed face first so my tooth got cracked (and later turned out to be infected so they had to extract the rest of the tooth) :/
Bliepje 22
English is not my first language. I didn't know crush was something for children. I guess it explains a little., but still if it was an adult I think it is rather unlikely it would happen. Yes people have fake teeth and stuff like that, but I never heard of them falling out spontaneously. Ah well... teeth falling out is like a worst nightmare for me so I guess I'm biased
mfmylifesrsly 30
I'm actually really curious why that happened to her. Maybe it was a fake tooth that didn't have a proper fitting?
TeraBaap 21
Maybe its the tooth fairy and the tooth was one of her most prized collections
niftyismybitch 21
Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...
ThrottleJockey 36
Nothing like a hummer from a gummer!
ourtneyc 14
can you post a follow up? I cannot think of how this would happen
brownapple 22
ever heard of milk teeth?
Amy78_fml 11
They are just baby teeth where I live. I only heard the expression milk teeth in a movie as an adult.
Hybricide 8
Ok, either she's like eight, she had a seriously loose crown or her teeth were in super bad shape. If her teeth are in super bad shape, I'd quit kissing her if I were you. That's disgusting.
KillerChipmunk 15
Could also be a fake tooth. My boyfriend has one and, though rare, it has fallen off before. Thankfully not while kissing, but still.
Kchchan288 5
Elementary love!