Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?
1Brucie 2
Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)
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Comments (193)
M0TTO 6
I threw up a bit after reading this
Blakeykins 0
Really, this could've been a whole lot worse. At least she cares about her dental hygiene.
pistolstar_fml 2
How is it any different from those who use toothpicks? Those of you saying "ewww" probably floss once a year and yea that would be gross to eat food trapped there for THAT long. I however floss after every meal like you should be doing and the food is as fresh as it can be at that point and I eat the bits too. Grow up people.
zonkeymaker 14
I do tht too, no bullshit either, is it bad for you? I it's full of bacteria it probably strengthens my immune system
CaptainBlack 18
I literally see no problem with this... it was in her mouth anyway, she would have eaten it a long time ago had it not gotten stuck in her teeth, and I do this all the time.
LogicalMembrane 3
What? It's not like you can just WASTE it!
cuffed_cutie 4
The new meaning of "to go"..
picturescrazy 24
I do the same thing! It was already in my mouth, so why is it so nasty?
AngelSpit 18
And your point is...? Also you guys saying that the food in her mouth is full of bacteria her mouth itself is full of bacteria. You guys do know that the human body is just one giant germ and and bacteria orgy
Dillyduzit 23
Blame the economy, man. She has to take evasive action from starving somehow.