Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Dreams can come true
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Worst party ever
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!
saIty 17
The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.
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Comments (186)
NoWayLady 13
Hey, maybe the tooth fairy will cone!!
NoWayLady 13
*come
MagicGiraffe 12
Cum*
Suchagoonnn 4
I loved the excitement I had as a kid when the tooth fairy coned.
Jonkbaby 23
that bites
himoonkey 8
I didn't know the tooth fairy would come and take your ice-cream cone by the ice-cream part!
AliCat18 12
lol you either have never been to a dentist or you're so young that you haven't lost all your baby teeth yet!
gojira666 7
That make out session must have been intense! Teeth fallin out and shit....
witchdoctor1 9
Mmmmm. Minty
blondbrunette916 0
how old are you OP, six?
lovelylittleme 0
Are you nine in a half!? Why haven't your teeth all fallen out yet!?
sr101998 0
102 he need to brush more often. Or if he's only like ten he's gotta wait for his older years.
burgerman723 1
I'm 24 and still have baby teeth. It's pretty common for people to not have some adult teeth. And since it's the adults that push the baby teeth out, mine haven't fallen out yet. I know of 4 people with the same problem.
Ciraxas 7
158 It is not that you still have baby teeth, it is that some of your original teeth simply do not fall out, ever. Being 24 with baby teeth is either a localized growth stunt or a genetic anomaly, both of which are extremely rare. You and your friend's teeth will never fall out, as they are not meant to.
metalsmith 0
Copied from Wikipedia "[baby teeth] develop during the embryonic stage of development and erupt—that is, they become visible in the mouth—during infancy. They are usually lost and replaced by permanent teeth, but in the absence of permanent replacements, they can remain functional for many years."
Buttsexpirate 9
Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!
RussianFox 13
It doesn't have to be a hygiene issue, there are cases of people losing baby teeth really late in life. When I was 15 I had to have my last 2 baby teeth removed.
FurryPride 9
How old is this kid?
WaterPoloLove3 0
I'm like, what are you, like 10??
alstbv12 13
Like yeah 63. I'm like, you say like a lot. That's like, annoying. Like, how old are you?? Like 10?
onlychildFTW 34
104 FTW!!! Agree BTW. To many likes and you'll get disliked.
Hardwaregeek 0
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Sam_Dchi 23
sorry man, it sucks!!
22cute 17
That's disgusting! Eeew
Sam_Dchi 23
why would you reply to my comment? put a comment for the original post -_-
saIty 17
The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.
saIty 17
*wow I'm blind. Please ignore this comment
TylerOMFG 7
Wow worst timing ever, sucks for you man, have better hygiene.
Redoxx_fml 22
Twix are so good he couldn't help it
TylerOMFG 7
Damn isn't that the truth.
laladd123 11
At least you didn't vomit
Jonkbaby 23
maybe she's into that
jojimugo 20
Only in fml .....
JayDeLaGhetto 7
Op must be Charlie Kelly
Mama_Umbridge 8
Well what did you expect her to do?
cunningchick 1
Nuthin to do with comment but nice name:)
pixelpies 4
Mama Umbridge gonna rip your perky little boobs off!
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey OP how old are you? I thought only old people and meth-heads had to worry about tooth loss!
Alleged_Cranium 7
You might be on the wrong end, maybe OP is only 7 years old.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm I didn't think about that lol
Bekll 31
You mean young people and meth heads.
Bekll 31
Come to think of it, elderly people can lose teeth too.
sealed_with_a_sm 2
Maybe it was a temp. Crown, dentist did a bad job, or implants, though most implants should stay and not fall out... Could be any age... Everything happends for a reasons.. Sadly, most reason are sad :( lol
Cathaholic 9
Hey, you and #11 stop discriminating. The times they are a changin. Can't the op be old AND a meth head? Or 7 AND a meth head?
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey #73 I literally laughed out loud when I read your comment, lmao :)
McDonaldsworker 4
My bad all, I meant to say that to #173 It's raining outside here on my break and the rain on my phone screen is messing me up, sorry
AlbinoMoose987 14
He probably has a fake tooth that's on a retainer or something
robc32ca 4
I think her reaction to parts falling off into her mouth was acceptable. I'd have been concerned If it turned her on.
DaKillaMafia 2
"You like that babe?" *pulls another tooth out.