Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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Top comments
comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
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Comments (65)
comedybreak 20
Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.
KILLERTOAST13 4
the hell does that girl eat?
coldashell 23
My wife's ex roommate had horrible breath. It smelled like dog shit. I checked my shoes almost every time she walked in the room.
MetalxSoldier 26
Tell her to brush her tongue with toothpaste. It helps. (:
coried91 28
What else would you brush your tongue with? Mustard?
niadanac1 3
37- you just made my day. Thanks.
alpaquette91 9
Umm at least she gets it done once a day... Some people on here go weeks!
EvilTeddysRock 2
if her mouth is that bad I don't want to imagine the fumes that come from her butt.
coried91 28
Um okay...
ClassyCommando 13
Then don't, 3.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?
coried91 28
20- oh man, that made me smile.
reenkaur 7
damn! teach the girl some hygiene! dont kiss her till she learns!
jtthegr8 26
Tell her to keep her mouth shut
almosttragic 6
At least you're honest right? (: I would have been nicer about it though. Like "casually" offer her gum.
l0v3p4in 7
If her breath smelled that bad, gum would only mask the problem. Although, "for a dirty mouth, clean it up with Orbit - for a good clean feeling no matter what."
ycrem0n 21
People with bad hygiene are increasing..
coried91 28
His girlfriend and the roommate who showers once every two months should be best friends.
imsoboss91 5
Damn, thats gross as hell
Goatinsfriend 8
Did you just say "brush your teeth more" or did you explain?
yahoowizard 16
While she was sleeping, he just shoved a brush in her mouth and started scrubbing. Shame that she took to that negatively though
WCARlover 35
Bad breath is like the biggest turnoff for me
TheEpicMilkMan 13
1 without hygiene is 1 i won't be dating anytime soon :3 but hygiene is always key as we can all agree :P
Toolishing 22
The relation between bad breath and hygiene isn't always synonymous.
gonad_gobbler 1
op is dating Angelina from the Jersey shore.
auzz1_pride 9
HAHA right mate.
auzz1_pride 9
oops was mean't to be right on -.-