Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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Top comments
chickenwalrus 14
does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?
1Brucie 2
Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)
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Comments (193)
sushi314 12
At least she flosses?
manaallovesfmls 19
My sister did that once and my mom was completely ok with it.
jeansltp 7
I just gagged
Edo369 8
So what?
OhSunshinex3 13
Ew.
PaperUmbrellas 4
You didn't have to watch. YDI.
Jessiegirl122 7
My gag reflex had something to say about this FML.
_krystallynn_ 11
oh god. thats, just weird. o_0 ew.
DustyStorm 16
Light snack? Mmmm! Nehhh, really not bad at all if she flosses regularly. Chances are it's pretty fresh then. Might seem gross to someone who rarely flosses....say, how often do you floss? Or dare I ask?
allisadawn91 8
Gasp!! No...