Today, even though I diet and go to the gym, due to my hypothyroidism I'm now so overweight that when I went to hospital for an unrelated check up, the gorgeous nurse actually had to press and move around my fat-filled groin to make my penis pop out of its hiding place under the skin. I hate myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, after a year of diet and rigorous exercise, I've still gained weight. Confused, I went to my doctor. Apparently I have a thyroid condition he forgot to mention, and therefore haven't been on medication for, thus causing weight gain. FML
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, it's been 2 years of finally being on the right dosage of thyroid medication and going to the gym. I'm now 130lbs down from my heaviest weight. I just received an unprompted invite to be an event model at a local dungeon that only caters to fat fetishists. FML
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Today, thanks to the hormone treatments for my cancer, I have gained so much weight I am now officially the punchline for “How does a fat man find his penis? With a mirror on a stick and an erection.” FML
Today, I had my pill check and the nurse cautioned me that my BMI says I'm obese. I'm an elite powerlifter and my weight is this high on purpose. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Have you spoken to an endocrinologist about this? Because whatever you’re doing to manage your condition currently, it doesn’t seem to be working, and if you’re taking medication it may need to get adjusted.
rudico67 8
That's what I was going to say. There are many options out there for this condition. Your endo should be checking your T3, T4, and your TSH. Good luck!
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Anderling 33
Have you spoken to an endocrinologist about this? Because whatever you’re doing to manage your condition currently, it doesn’t seem to be working, and if you’re taking medication it may need to get adjusted.
rudico67 8
That's what I was going to say. There are many options out there for this condition. Your endo should be checking your T3, T4, and your TSH. Good luck!
tobiluvswaffles 9
It sounds like your have an underlying health condition affecting your body mass. That's not your fault, and hating yourself/your body isn't going to help. You're doing what you can, with the cards you were delt. And if your doctor or nurse is shaming you for that, instead of helping, report them to the licensing board.
Chazzster 32
OP, Life can sometimes be embarrassing and nothing will prevent that. But you have to learn to accept yourself - I know, not easy at times! … I also suggest seeing an endocrinologist and maybe they can help you… I have reached the point where I no longer care much about how medical professionals see me - They have seen it all…
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like the beginning of a porno from a fetish site.