Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Manchild
Today, I realized I have to ask my husband if he’s brushed his teeth for the day the same way I have to ask our 5, 7 and 8 year-old children. FML
Ban that "rule"!
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
Manchild
Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Gross dude
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
You couldn't figure out he didn't know how before you married?
yoursucklives 36
what the ****?
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Zebediabolical 45
You couldn't figure out he didn't know how before you married?
indielove 13
That is not something that just pops up out of nowhere.
silvercamaro 22
She probably just got fed up with his bad breath, or dentist bill, or both.
Inheritance 10
Flossing and mouthwash is next, so get prepared!
suboy 10
I dont think thats too high on the list of things to check for.
MatteKudasai 17
47- I dunno about you, but bad breath (or lack of) is pretty high up on my list. Unless you've found a better cure for it?
suboy 10
68- op didnt say his breath was stink. Maybe he just has hella cavities or op might be ocd and just doesnt like the way he brushes.
yoursucklives 36
what the ****?
rbubbles 20
That's tragic, how feral!
Eelam_star 2
I'm also curios what led up to the video? The bad breath or yellow rotting teeth that is slowly turning black?
onlychildFTW 34
I thought brushing teeth was so self explanatory. I guess not.
SmokingUnicorn 8
Well there is a first time for everything I guess
testestestes123 4
I'm guessing he isn't an up and down guy...pun intended
mario2012 18
Fail.
emilyjgraham 34
that was a pun?
PeteyPablo12308 20
I don't get it at all..
NoWayLady 13
15 - a very poor one, that didn't go anywhere.
Pleonasm 36
You're going to have to brush-up on your pun skills. These people ache for a toothfully good pun, one they can really sink their teeth into. I'm not gonna mince my words; it's your floss if you gum here and do a poor show.
ShyAnn29 15
4 is talking about brushing your teeth up and down
happle 21
You're supposed to brush lightly in circles.
Axipiter 24
Anytime you need to specify with "pun intended", you can rest assured it's a failure. Also, if it is, in fact, a decent pun, and you feel the need to clarify anyways, you should get thumbed down for lack of confidence in your own abilities. In short, there is never any need to say "pun intended". Ever again.
melij99 5
For some reason I imagine like a 1950's middle school educational video about what happens when little Jimmy doesn't brush his teeth. Buy seriously, that's nasty.
chocolateisyum 12
Buy seriously? Really? Oh yeah, I'd like to buy some seriousness. Okay that's $69 dollars *laughs* I really need this seriousness to stop being so immature.
rawrriri 8
26, See now it's times like this when we let minor spelling errors go. You shall not take some of the outrageous critics so seriously on here..
chocolateisyum 12
Okay, I'm sorry. I tried. And failed miserably. Sorry for failing at FML, I didn't know it was possible. :(
RussianFox 13
36 - Think about next time you throw a bitch fit over a simple error.
BulldogHoops 14
Remember, Grammar Nazis to-be: Typos are excusable. Bad grammar is what you must criticize to no end.
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, the Y and the T are right next to each other on US keyboards. Now if he's from France, Grammar Nazi his ass!
FloorX 14
You sure know how to pick 'em, OP.
pickles1994 18
Never heard that one before.
MrBond007_fml 6
Was it because the video was so artistically awesome?
sirpantselot 22
I think I've seen that one. Morgan Freeman narrates it.
mclauren29 22
If he says no to Morgan Freeman think about a separation. He can't be human.
pradip 26
OP's taking her sex life to the next level ORAL hygiene.
mario2012 18
Huh?
pradip 26
12, Brushing your teeth maintains hygiene while kissing and other oral stuff during sex.
pickles1994 18
More sexual comments? Omg lol. Your like pleonasm with his puns except your comments are about sex. Almost every comment, that's funny:P
sexyaniknowit 7
Am I the only one wondering how bad his breathe was if he was brushing his teeth wrong all this time (or if he ever brushed his teeth)? Just saying.
FYLDeep 26
It is possible to bush your teeth well and still have bad breath if you're one of those unfortunate people who get tonsil stones. I used to get those on one side my my mouth and they are kind of irritating. You have to watch out for them if you want them to go away.
Myo_fml 20
I used to always HATE those things. I used to get them really bad too whenever I'd have a cold or something and they'd smell sooooo bad.
chocolateisyum 12
Wow, when you kissed him, didn't you notice that he doesn't brush his teeth? Like before you got married?
emilyjgraham 34
she probably realised but couldn't bring herself to say it! it probably got to the point that his breathe smelt like horse shit and she had to say.
chocolateisyum 12
Yeah I guess so. Poor op. :(
liv_graham 7
And you have kissed him.?