Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?
1Brucie 2
Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)
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Comments (193)
dillonManning 9
I do that when it looks like something I had recently (last meal) had eaten
ICastillo 25
I don't know why everyone is grossed out its just food caught in between the teeth. I'm sure some girls have put worse things in their mouth.
naughtylez82 4
Thanks for killing my appetite. I didn't wanna cook tonight anyways. Fyl op
hahaawkward 3
At least she flosses. Calm down germaphobe it's just food...
Futacy 30
Would you eat food that's been sitting in a soggy, warm place for hours? That's the kind of "food" you'll find in your mouth that most people like to floss out.
picturescrazy 24
But... it was already in her mouth. What's the harm in that?
biznitch15 0
that's ******* disgusting. I hope you dumped her...
iloveryan052710 8
Why would he end a relationship over something so stupid? I feel sorry for your significant other(that is if you have one)
BriannaRWatson 13
You did see the username right? Obviously single.
YeniDewie 0
disgusting ... lolz
rebeccac3 5
I just threw up in my mouth!
Futacy 30
Did you put it back in like OP's gf?
sgidey10 4
Ewwwwww
Minibear453 2
So? It's just food. Just food stuck between the teeth. Nothing THAT disgusting.
redhedsaysrawr 18
First of all, its just food. Second of all, that shit smells nasty if you leave it on a towel or something.
vannahlol 6
Yes, because most people would leave it on a towel before they threw it in a trash can where it belongs.