Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
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Top comments
indistructo 3
at least you got the bouquet
BBGxBlondie 6
Your that shallow?
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Comments (183)
tettles 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your that ugly?
BBGxBlondie 6
Your that shallow?
CowOven 7
It doesn't mean that she's ugly. :o
iAmScrubs 19
Yes, because ALL single people are ugly. Allow me to seat you in the first class section. First class jerk.
Keyman1212 14
Beyonce wrote a song about sexy single ladies! Do you think they need a man like you, who can't even get the correct 'you're' to tell them what to do? Oooh wah ah oooh bitch.
Brool_Story_Co 17
1/13- It's you're not your
Super_Salo 0
Oh, you're cool
Jimster1712 0
all the single ladies all the single ladies put your hands up!
Futacy 30
When was living single ever a bad thing? It's still pretty embarrassing to be the only one though. FYL
KiddNYC1O 22
You both fail?
paynee 0
Wow mean much? Just because a girl is single doesn't mean she's ugly
Clozzie 0
Haha great reply.
Madmattmania 0
Ur ****** ugly for making that comment
thedaish 0
We're all single at some point during our life...
alexistheboss365 0
1 that dosent means she's ugly I'm a guy I'm ugly/single so :o ?....
silvercamaro 22
I know a lot of really hot single women, you'll be single too someday asshole
oneleggedbeauty 0
You sir are a dick. A bigger one then the one you got...
limpy44 5
Lol. Well deserved
Hairnomore 7
Too bad she's not single.
potter123 0
I love Beyonce.
coltsrock37 15
Not as ugly as those Nike's in your pic
CRaynee 10
Way to be an ass
youal12345 1
lies, I was born into a relationship
xoconnie 8
jesus, how old r u?! go on a date or something...
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
165, it doesn't matter how old she is. Some people prefer to be single. Maybe op was in between relationships or something. 1, YOU'RE an idiot.
lasapa 2
this sounds like the movie picture perfect :/
slimjadee8080 0
some people are happier single., some of the mist beautiful girls in the world :D
dylanmellark101 5
Your that douche baggish??
indistructo 3
at least you got the bouquet
annasworld 3
look at the bright side.....just keep on lookin
genesisnirvana 11
OP never said that she got the bouquet so let's hope that she did.
Brool_Story_Co 17
I moderated this one and in the original she missed the bouquet. I don't know why it was changed.
Aim4thebullseye 4
She probably missed the catch on the bouquet, forever alone...
crazychick1269 7
haha I wouldn't even go up there
KiddNYC1O 22
**** that. If she did miss the catch, just pick it up. Nobody's going to fight her for it anyways.
JTHolloway200 0
haha that is pretty sad but it still made me laugh
CookieCrazy 8
So? They're fun. Doesn't mean a video game addict can't get a date.
zachherbert 10
The bouquet got snatched by one of the angry birds flying by on their trip to destroy the pigs
BrimfullOfAsher 20
It sucks being the last single left in a group, but don't let it get to you.
Italiae 7
At least u caught the bouquet right??
zimandme123 0
Or not
howdmynosego 12
Op your the lucky one becouse you have opertunity
Dalliance 4
It must've been a small wedding.
sxe_beast 11
Don't the women usually go crazy for the bouquet?
Dalliance 4
In all the weddings I've been to, the bouquet toss is meant to indicate which woman will be the next to get married, so all the unmarried women participate, even if they're currently in relationships and thus technically not single.
Kill_Kayt 5
Unless engaged you are technically single.
boredblonde 17
Well, at least you'll find your true live soon, right?
Death_From_Above 0
Probably not
marie12bebe 0
life*? lmao
KiddNYC1O 22
Wow, #68's fail soaked in so bad. LOL
deathmetalkill 3
Number five, you dun didily ****** up.
supercrack11 1
*cough* *blond* *cough*
uffiewuffie 0
No..... She means love. Not life. I truly feel bad for your inability to have common sense.
hiyourcute 0
Hey, at least you have the balls to admit your single! And you even get to get married before all those other bitches...
Garyy_fml 11
Wait... but if OP is single, how is she going to get married before the people who HAVE a person to marry.
Brool_Story_Co 17
I don't know, maybe OP gets a boyfriend and they get married very quickly. Think before you comment please.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
She caught the bouquet (hopefully) which means she'll be the next to get married, supposedly.
eeppiicc 8
49, how could you hate Manchester united?????
allinicolesmh 0
They were already married. Obviously.
eviegirl247 0
What's a matron?
odi_et_amo 4
6- If OP has balls, maybe that's why she's single...
hiyourcute 0
102: I thought about incorporating that joke into my comment but I just couldn't think of a witty way to do so... But thanks for noticing it:)
talktomandybaby 8
You my friend, need a man.
KiddNYC1O 22
No girl needs a "man".
cgall123 0
On the bright side you have a great chance at catching the bouquet
gmc_blossom 21
Aw. At least you had a better chance of catching it, no?
iAmScrubs 19
Don't worry. There is always a catchy Beyonce song for every occasion. One day, a sly young tiger will come sweep you off your feet.