slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Jarryd
Australia
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
toothbreaker
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Foam
Canada
Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ohmydog
United States
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
sothatsano
Spokane, United States
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Top comments
FMLshark 12
Love hurts.
officeradvil 8
Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.
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Comments (102)
officeradvil 8
Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.
wallandpiece 16
So that's why they do it slowly in the movies.
Inheritance 10
Couple bucks towards the making of a new tooth! Go tooth fairy ;)
Maddidaddi 0
I would have punched her.
ucoolgirl31 20
14 - why would you punch her?? It was an accident. I mean she was probably already like "oh crap...."
MrSassypants 34
#40 is a real ladies' man. Every man should take notes from him and every woman can only dream about being with him.
iStrukk 7
At least he didn't get his tooth choices by a giant *****-launcher. Stupid Jonny Knoxville
free2speak 14
I chipped my boyfriend's front tooth once... he still has that little chip. :/ oops. good thing it is hardly noticeable.
hecallsmedarlin 7
#40; What the hell?! She didn't do it on purpous! Why the **** would you hit a girl AT ALL is my first question?? You sound like a dick.
Nevereverland 8
Yep shes doing it wrong..practice makes perfect though!
FMLshark 12
Really? Wow, until today, I thought breaking teeth when you kiss is perfectly normal, if not expected. This is news to me!
Nevereverland 8
You make sense! it might be normal. Wow im starting to doubt myself ,i dont think i was doing it right..
FMLshark 12
Well I wouldn't recommend it. As a shark, I can just keep re-growing teeth. ;) Poor humans.
wannaplay 1
She's an eager beaver!
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Don't you hate when that happens.
FMLshark 12
Love hurts.
BandWagonGuy 8
Fortunately, there is a lot of fish in the sea. Unfortunately for them, you're a shark.
BandWagonGuy 8
Jeez, I read that back and it sounds horrible; well for the record I'm only kidding!
SandiRainbowFish 20
You should've said "Love bites!" Because you're a shark? ....yeah that's terrible. Well, I tried.
SandiRainbowFish 20
I know it doesn't have any reference to the fml, I was just trying to be funny and failed :P
FMLshark 12
It's okay, 28, I tried dating a tuna once and he was just too delicious to resist one day.
Keevarou 17
Some experience heart aches, while others experience tooth aches, lucky bastard. But hey, at least she is enjoying time and such with you of she's that enthusiastic to kiss you.
ebonyirony 29
I just wanna say, so I hope you see it before I'm moderated for being off topic, I love you and your comments. Mainly comments since I don't actually know you but you seem absolutely lovely.
Teabubbles 8
Keevarou- I love your posts, you always look on the bright side of things! :)
fmessiah 19
You should seek help if your tooth breaks that easily. I've been kicked in the jaw/mouth and body with steel capped boots (I was jumped by multiple people) and my bones and teeth were fine, bruised and battered but a tooth that breaks easily may lead the way to the discovery of a much bigger problem.
thiscrazything 1
You are probably right, but damn, fmessiah, you hang around some tough kind of people, don't you?
MrSassypants 34
They only jumped him because they were jealous of his awesome goatee.
hecallsmedarlin 7
#5... You wax your eyebrows? Because they are arched perfectly and look better than some woman's.... I'm jus wondering....lol
Keattles 14
Haha must be a rough kisser ;)
ss_20_xx 14
Lol you have no idea. Same thing happened to me but only a tiny part of my front tooth came out. It was embarrassing when the dentist wouldn't stop asking how that happened.
Keattles 14
I can't even imagine thy happening to me. Haha
Keattles 14
Man I type so bad. That***
SkoomaKi 28
That's her new way of showing affection. Instead of fist bumping, she prefers tooth bumping.
MizzErikaHart 8
Be glad it was your tooth and not something else
GothicAngel17 24
How the hell does that even happen?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And that's how Op got his part in Dumb and Dumberer (to the grammar Nazis, that is how the sequel is spelled. Don't kill me)
music_woman1 11
At least she was excited about kissing you :) so did she make the first move? Is that why she "went in for a kiss too fast"? Because that's a good sign too