Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.
Kallian_fml 21
Well damn. How long is your tongue?
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Comments (120)
Ashybebe 2
You're not supposed to literally put your tongue down his throat...
themisus28 7
hahahahaha ur thonge is too long. kiss his lips and suck his tongues a bit not clean his tonsils!! hahahaha
reelucy 0
I hate to tell you, but frisky and first time french kissing don't really go together. frisky should probably wait a few years. unless a kiss is the same as sex and I'm missing something
Negroification 7
What the hell are you talking about? @OP It's very offputting when girls try to jam their tongues as far down your throat as possible so try to keep it to yourself a bit more next time.
Quimpo 14
how long is your tongue lol?
mariacuciti 1
Omg that's sooo disgusting. That stinks!
thecrapblog 8
In your mouth?!?!
Beauty4794 5
...You're only suppose to touch tongues , how far did you reem it in there? O_o
Elfkid21 19
you know you're not supposed to shove your entire tongue down his throat, right?
RaD_icaL5 3
I am disappointed. No southpark reference
qpsarah 10
How old are you? Twelve? Boyfriend without having french kissed yet?