Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.
Kallian_fml 21
Well damn. How long is your tongue?
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Comments (120)
emmanhall11 3
Maybe it was something he ate?
leadawg75 12
Well your not supposed to touch his tonsils and uvula with that tongue! Yikes! FYL and F his too!
picturescrazy 24
How far did you stick your tongue in? o.o Keep to the front half of his tongue and never go further back. Honestly, just using the tip of your tongue is best, at least in my opinion.
zuelhater 7
How romantic
needsagf14 12
Not in your mouth I hope
rmec 0
or maybe you need some breath mints hahah
akiahara 14
French kissing... you're doing it wrong.
russfml 31
Sounds like you have to work on your French kissing no offense. It's not sexy to deep throat with your tongue. You have to tease and just put it in a bit then take it out. Your not trying to clean his tonsils lol
valleyshooter 8
Ummm quit trying to lick his soul with your tongue. Point in mind is just because some people call it tonsil tag. Doesn't mean your suppose to.
jesse900961 3
Or u need a breath mint