Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Top comments
illmatic2 16
Too much tongue?
Crowcaller 5
yummy
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Comments (323)
Tearz 0
I lold. that's gross :p
HeatherXCore 0
:C frowning as hard as I can. That's disgusting.
Crowcaller 5
yummy
sammiller4 3
sounds pretty yummy lol
evanizle 0
u sound yummy <3
pajamurao 0
LOL 88 77- be specific, does she sound yummy like cotton candy?
awilso13 8
and you liked it right lol.
thebluewizard 14
Mm... delicious... -vomits-
Star18lk 0
Haha, I bet that made you hungry. (:
jizzho 0
oh that hawt ;D
ily1210 10
ew id throw up immidently thats so nasty !
Primus_fml 0
Better than you throwing up in her mouth.
rockediny 0
I'd rather be the one throwing up...how is having someone's barf in ur mouth better?
Primus_fml 0
Because if your making out it'll be in both of your mouths anyways. You wouldn't have to deal with the embarrasment.
pajamurao 0
but you'd have to deal with someone elses puke in your mouth^^
Primus_fml 0
But you WOULDN'T have to deal with embarrasment. You can clean your mouth, but you'll always have to live with 'I puked in my girlfriend mouth once'
kimmberlyann 0
lmfao dump her ass
Jennifra 0
Why?
kimmberlyann 0
well thats disgusting and she didnt even pull away so therefore dump her ass
The_good_times 0
Well if she knew she'd throw up in his mouth she would've probably pulled away.
kimmberlyann 0
im pretty sher she felt it cumming
meploLol 0
I can't tell when I'm about to throw up. some ppl can't