Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I received two cards, one from my mum and one from my son, that my mum gave to him to give to me. My entire family said they couldn't be bothered going out for dinner for my birthday. My two 'friends' didn't even send a card, never mind a gift or want to meet up. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday, I celebrated it by cooking my favourite meal for my parents and sister, while they watched TV and house-hunted for my sister. I have yet to hear a happy birthday, receive a card, a present or a phone call. Oh, and my parents are on a diet, so they complained my cooking wasn’t "on their plan." FML
Today, on my birthday, I worked overtime because I haven’t celebrated my birthday in years. I got out of work and found a bunch of hate filled voicemails from my mom about missing my surprise party. She has never thrown me a party in my life; in fact I haven’t spoken to my mom in 7 months. FML
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FaraPjJammaz 13
Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?
Poopolicious 5
Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want
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Comments (147)
FaraPjJammaz 13
Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?
Drigr 9
The FML community always grants birthday wishes:)
hatesfate 6
^and spankings. Those are the best parts about birthdays. ,':-)~
JoeRogansBEARD 15
On the plus side WE HAVE THE SAME B-DAY
XxDevilxXGt 26
Now now don't get jealous of the dog... Wait, a cake made out of BACON!? Did your mom call Epic Meal Time over?
cupcakeluv26 7
You too ^.^ join the birthday club OP ^O^
MagicGiraffe 12
My birthday was 3 days ago and I was in the same boat. You have my condolences OP. :/
walmartpaysme 15
Wow, 63! What are the odds that TWO mothers made bacon cakes for the dog an forgot about their own kid?
hannahboo15 1
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! Happy birthday op (:
iOceanus 18
Birthday wishes to you all!
Poopolicious 5
Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want
pokefan813 16
Stop dogging the attention! Sorry it was meant to be its own comment.
herpderpherpderp 13
her mum will probably call OP a bitch.
KiddNYC1O 22
2- Literally. =]
sonicgreg 12
Shit on the carpet. It's only logical.
leezylvl3 3
Lmao!
kawaiikoala93 8
Sorry to let you know, but your mom likes you dog better than you ;) just kidding Happy Birthday OP :)
epicskier 3
Thanks Sherlock
dsbs 9
That's about as obvious as the bulge in my pants.
epicskier 3
You got a boner from reading this?!
nogood9 4
You didn't?
kingwess 8
Bacon cakes do that to ya
supahcoolperson 0
Throw your own party :) happy birthday! I'm sorry your mom didn't do anything :(
T9FTW 20
Exactly! And she gave the dogs bacon cake. ... MMMMM!!! BACON CAKE!!!
102Percent 5
That must be bacon you crazy. Damn i suck at puns.
Lasagnaa 24
Good try lol
BunchieRules 31
Anyone can make a good pun, really. It's a piece of cake... bacon cake... yum.
oj101 33
It was quite pun to read actually :)
mfischer 17
Puns are always better if they don't include the word pun.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Wow, what a crappy excuse for a Mom. Happy Birthday, OP.
LiesAndMischief 4
Seriously, I cannot even begin to fathom what it would be like if my mom just didn't acknowledge my birthday like that. Sorry, OP, but happy birthday for what it's worth.
agonydrum 7
Why is this a comment on 7's post?
BeforeItWasCool 12
Because 37 is agreeing with me. It's not entirely irrelevant, it's related to my comment.
oj101 33
I hope she's going to throw you a surprise party later on... or will give you a big present late. FYL for definite :(
arniebrah 8
Sorry to hear that... Now Tell me more about this bacon cake you speak of
therealafroninga 10
Bro, all you need is Jack Daniels and Bacon strips.
the_enigma1019 1
Crazy dog lady? Sorry to hear that OP, happy birthday.
Ciaraaaa44 2
Wow, your mom is more of a mom to her dogs than to you. That's sad, but happy birthday...
Theclarksondales 8
So basically she is a bitch?