alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
notsober
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
jimbop
Canada
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Anonymous
Grossed out
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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csigabajnok 0
tic tac is your friend
O_0 0
That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....
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carlin420 0
LOST is on, forget about it.
observesandgasps 0
brush yer teeth
jonnyplayzaguita 0
lol
duke_nukem_25299 0
South Park ish?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
f lost l
ZTB13 4
Holy shit it's Stan and Wendy in reverse! Does she have a female friend who dies all the time and still cones back the next day/episode?!
mjbjenkins 0
I think you're thinking of south park.
O_0 0
That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....
lovsoccer4life 0
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flipfloperson 5
If "stomic" isn't bad enough, look at his profile.
Boomi 39
Two fingers crossed.
csigabajnok 0
tic tac is your friend
popcorn_fml 0
at least she didnt vomit in your mouth... or did she...?
zimandme123 0
lol, I
Jesus_is_cool 0
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no offense
swimchica 0
maybe you ate something earlier that she was allergic to... ??
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
lol i know somebody who told me a guy that was strictly her friend tried to kiss her and she puked outside the car they were in. it totally happens #4
LancomePowder 0
after my parents first date my (sober) mother vomited, they've been together for over 25 years
Dimaranien 1
lol. like on South Park. only they never really got to the kissing stage...
roflcopters 0
i did that to someone just this summer; happens all the time.
Sarra88 4
I almost puked after a guy kissed me. And it absolutely had to do with the fact that he sucked at kissing!