Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML
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Top comments
icyfire617 10
Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.
slimshadey 5
At least you weren't alone
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Comments (81)
EvilPotato 15
Look on the bright side, at least you got some exercise.
silvercamaro 22
Two heads are better than one
herpderpherpderp 13
I'd say that the boyfriend is probably in a lot deeper shit than anyone else is.
CrewBoy 10
Look on the even better side. You didn't drive home with a potential drunk driver.
vbmg152 19
CrewBoy, Cute ferret! We've had as many as 10! Down to 1, now!
Roevera 14
Unless OP's home is around 1km away. Then OP is just a pussy..
icyfire617 10
Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.
yoyoforpeace 14
Perfect setting for a horror movie.
mario2012 18
Blair Witch did it best.
Warden1986 16
#16 Yea, if you like having motion sickness.
perdix 31
Unless you're a constipated bear.
Welshite 40
Nah, just toss a couple rolls of Charmin Ultra at him.
HiddenValley 5
You can't trust a system!
shawnagreenbean1 9
Ahahahaha right.
slimshadey 5
At least you weren't alone
LiesAndMischief 4
Exactly. At least this isn't one of those FMLs where the best friend turns out to be a bitch and leaves the OP on their own.
Drigr 9
Seems like you need better friends... Or friends with better boyfriends.
Major_Whupass 3
Quick! Get in my van!
Major_Whupass 3
Oh! I forgot! The candy is in my basement...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
"that's not the type of fudge you said you were packing?!!"
Major_Whupass 3
Uh... Take off your pants!
kittenvks 11
I never do this, BUT I just want to point out how perfect your pic is for this comment :)
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Thanks 71- was it the neck-brace?
ambowew 7
On the bright side, you managed to get home and write this with the pages you found. Slenderman finding you, he did not.
MindFreakazoid 10
Just don't look behind you.
Sandsh8rk 36
Run, Forrest, Run!
hqbrat 8
That is some crappy luck you got there
MelTheGreat 23
Gotta get that cardio in somehow.
gracehi 33
It is rule #1 after all.
ninjadinos 14
Run, forest, run! My bad! Didn't see somebody else said this.