Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment was working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's and she was hands deep in my mouth with a drill, when the power for the whole block shuts off. For 3 hours, the dentist had to keep shooting me up with shots to numb the horrible pain. FML
Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
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perdix 31
You should have kicked him in the crotch to see if he had numb nuts, or just was one.
rocketiquette 20
Some people just shouldn't be in a medical field. Loons.
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Comments (186)
autumndobbs 11
Evil. Evil I tell ya.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I'm picturing more of a Peter Griffin silly-giggle, not an evil cackle laugh.
garrett1999o3 16
And am I the only one here picturing him laughing like quagmire?Really?No one? Well, almost all my comments are buried,so.....
PenguinBitch 44
EVILLLLLLLLLLL -Mermaid Man
soccerstar1996 18
Lets play a game...- chuckie
myshellx 12
That would be Jigsaw's doll not the Chucky doll..
rocketiquette 20
Some people just shouldn't be in a medical field. Loons.
\ 28
Some jobs just aren't worth the money...
adam3650 12
What about a corn field?
\ 28
Literal humor... Well unless they're farmers, of course :)
Eorlas 31
and people think veterinarians are a joke...
Olympiakos10 15
56 - Like who?! Alligators?
evilplatypus 39
56 - Where have you heard that? The few doctors I know have INFINITE respect for vets. I've never heard anyone down-talk the profession. It's like being a normal doctor except all your patients have different anatomies, potential diseases/abnormalities, they can't tell you any symptoms that aren't readily apparent
RedPillSucks 33
You do realize that a vet has to be familiar with a wide variety of anatomy while human doctors only have to be familiar with one (maybe two, if you count babies)
Milotiiic 9
I just read this entire conversation/ string of comments stoned and I don't have a ******* clue what you're on about.
\ 28
#91 then go smoke somewhere else.
andrealovvve 17
Just cuz u smoke doesn't mean u can't read. It makes complete sense.
perdix 31
You should have kicked him in the crotch to see if he had numb nuts, or just was one.
isallwaysme 27
yeah, but do it after he's done. i wouldn't want to piss off a guy that's gonna have a very sharp drill in my mouth..
Invasion976 6
Should have smacked him. "Guess I forgot to control myself".
nieldan 8
Or tell him that you wont pay. then say: "Guess I forgot my wallet this morning.."
LeFrogDog 27
don't forget to giggle at the end so its passive aggressive.
Invasion976 6
Hehe..
MarisaCB 16
I would have been too busy crying.
ohjoy15 33
@#4 My three year old baby cousin did this exact thing! She punched her dentist in the face and waddled as fast as she could out of the office & into the waiting room. Her mouth was filled with cotton/sponges, blood on the bib, and everything. The dentist didn't numb her before the procedure and she was too young to speak for herself, so she made a break for it. Haha. :)
FlowerMama 20
142 - That's awful! Who forgets to numb a TODDLER?! Poor kid. :(
kentuckyguy 4
If the nurse was standing there,tell him that they'll be paying for the filling,or you'll be contacting an attorney...while giggling...
Codezlol 21
Is it classified as a "nurse"? I know where I am from we have dental assistants, if they called themselves nurses they would be laughed at. And I don't recall ever seeing a nurse at the dentist.
cosicosei 22
why does this somehow remind me of jerry seinfeld's dentist? After jerry pisses him off of course hahah
neeni88 23
Actually, this reminds me of the dentist in Finding Nemo - you know, P. Sherman at 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
TheNewGuy03 29
I think OP was yearning for an es-cah-pay
ohjoy15 33
@#93 I will never forget that address for as long as I live. Thanks Dori.
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It doesn't matter to them; as long as the procedure is still done properly, they make profit. Some careers can rob you of your ability to empathize...
spaboolly 26
"Son, be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain. Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane!"
LaucenChevaleir 6
Sir, my hat is off to you ... one of the few roles I have seen Steve Martin in and liked.
LolFMLnot 10
You should've slapped him and see if he would still giggle after that
misslysiak 23
I bit my dentist once, yet he still laughed. It was depressing. I was hoping to cause him immense pain.
rg350dx 29
Threw my chorus of screams? Are you a ventriloquist OP? I Geuss so.
FlowerMama 20
They don't block your throat in any dental procedure I've heard of, so I see no reason why OP wouldn't have been able to scream, even if it sounded a little muffled through the dentist's hand in his mouth.
perdix 31
"Haha, I just committed malpractice. Let's laugh about it so you won't sue me."