Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
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DizzyDancer 3
YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross
Dudelike89 8
Dude was just trying to share...
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Comments (176)
usmcdvil 4
1ST!!!
LifeSucksbtw 0
have fun with the mods lol
Dudelike89 8
Who cares?...,
WillKill4Beer 0
And your Boot/ POG!!!!! >:P
BurnDownTheDawn 11
ew :/
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
were there any special flavor?(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Aww that's cute like off southpark :)
borntoperform 14
no knitting :/
geminiTwin4 3
that sucks :/
briidontgive_ 0
16, You can't get a much better flavor than vomit.
dirtyblond 4
Aww how sweet of him to share his meal! :p You are so ungrateful OP!
dolphincheddar 10
maybe OP's mouth tasted like shit. I've ha that happen when you make out with some random at a club and they taste bad. makes ya wanna vomit.
Musicnotwords 0
Ewww!
InsidiousChild 0
Atleast he's sharing!
afdude87 6
sharing is caring right
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omfg ew.
emmmilyyy 0
how is he your bf if you haven't even kissed yet? are you guys 13?
FarSide 23
HEY! How was that? I have always wondered what that taste is like.
BWill9014 4
Well 91, some people in this world actually get to know the person by dating them before they start randomly making out with them everywhere... which imo there isn't anything wrong with that... also even if they are 13... who gives a damn? Your comment just made you look more immature than the immaturity you were trying to point out dumbass
lulzcow 0
ydi for being an ugly bitch. clean up a bit and people won't vomit while kissing you. brush yo teef.
AsianCookie247 14
eww. nacho flavored kisses.. yucca
AsianCookie247 14
stupid iPod! yucckk*
streaky 0
(:
Mr_mur_der 0
Not everyone is as big a **** as you.
esu 5
hmmm yum a snack break
MissBunny25 0
106, you're my hero.
DAY_DAY_DAT_DYLA 3
dude that's so true I like you and btw I find wat that fag said offensive I'm 13.
petrc1290 0
what about the other half
shoecrazy 5
gross!!
xo_kat_xo 0
disgusting!!!
nitaaxboo 0
ewwwww that's nasty ... maybe your breath stink
scote129 2
hey
atlas22 0
what, you don't like nachos?!?!?!?
bvwg 0
LOL epic own xD
dorkychick 0
oh god! this made me gag
staceysgenesis16 0
thats gross .. you should tell your bf to clean up before you get freaky .. thats a turn off .. unless hes incrediably hot then .. well no its still gross ..
Soloman212 28
I think he seems like a pretty nice guy, sharing his past meal with you as to give you more energy to go on.
WillKill4Beer 0
Sharing is Caring!!! ^__^
mandel2000 0
hahaha, really not nice
dirtyblond 4
I TOTALLY agree with 11. He's a pretty nice fella! :)
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree 6. my ex would eat stuff like chili cheese hotdogs and then right after expect me to make out with him...:/
marinus_fml 20
61, The reason he's your ex?
WBUCKLEY 0
epic win ^^
sgtwaffles2424 0
u look hot...nice boobs
jenaandtyler4eva 0
haha I guess you had a shitty first kiss and this is the most funny fml I seen in a long time and you got owned haha but fyl
alsnyder12 0
so he threw up?
Eggers 2
partly digested? so.... he threw up when he kissed you. guess your a terrible kisser. FHL
lmaoatall 6
eggers- call me paranoid, but are you stairing at me? damn eyephones. always freaking me out! lol
lmaoatall 6
eggers- call me paranoid, but are you stairing at me? damn eyephones. always freaking me out! lol
agaba 0
or he could of ben nurvous
Dudelike89 8
Dude was just trying to share...
Anubyte 0
Sharing is caring!
whymee55 6
what's mine is yours... whether you want it or not.
kyanisaurus 0
whatever that is in your photo looks really unappetizing... wanna make out 92?
yuggi1 11
92 is a lays chip shaped like a Pac Man.
whitesox365 0
9 you see? ivan the communist knows how to share.
mitri_fml 3
who is Ivan the Communist?
whymee55 6
good try 100 but in actual fact it's a walkers crisp... I'm british dude :)
weird_little_kid 0
yummy :D
mare9805 2
i just threw up in my mouth
collegeadministr 0
So he threw up on you? Gross! If you last, you can make him feel horrible anytime you remind him.
Avenged7Gabe 0
that would make you a bitch
VelnaaValo 3
hahaha ^^
DizzyDancer 3
YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross
shesaywha 19
exactly what I was thinking.
koolbop56 0
is this honestly necessary? pretty sure everyone knew what OP was saying, and didn't take that part literally.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't want to waste those nachos. Although you could have pauses a bit to toss in a beer.
docscientist 10
Once again, someone fails to comprehend a tool of language.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
good point. But really, everyone knows what OP meant.
mattmadden 0
Sounds fun. :)