VoodooPriestess
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Lisa
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Bayside, United States
How lovely
Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
what even
Athens, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
rockefoe
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Mandy
United Kingdom
Backhanded insult?
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
IcedTaco
Ukraine
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
emopoe
United States
Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
Fluory
United States
Better than nothing
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
LasagnaRawks
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
Mellon
Mr Romantic
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Top comments
Sonotsuave 37
Honestly that would bother me a little bit. I mean if y’all have a great relationship otherwise maybe look past it? But if he’s being obnoxious or insulting about it or implying that’s the only basis for your relationship I’d talk with him and possibly break it off
RichardPencil 32
That’s the reason most people date — they’re just not dumb enough to say it out loud.
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Sonotsuave 37
Honestly that would bother me a little bit. I mean if y’all have a great relationship otherwise maybe look past it? But if he’s being obnoxious or insulting about it or implying that’s the only basis for your relationship I’d talk with him and possibly break it off
sallygee 9
well it sounds like he was being honest. not sure why this upsets you.
RichardPencil 32
That’s the reason most people date — they’re just not dumb enough to say it out loud.
riley873 21
felt that in my soul🤣🤣
TheSminty1 17
It would appear he was right
BrainlessBoneHead42 5
My last relationship I only had the balls to talk to her because I knew she was depressed and self conscious and nobody else talked to her. She had the same mental issues as I had and basically we were the same person but it was toxic because neither of us could fix ourselves but we were trying to fix each other and it just didn't work out. We both mutually split up and have been best friends since and always try and boost each others confidence.
1gullible_bugger 34
So now none of you are lonely. that's a good thing isn't it?
WeirdUS 30
Most people try not to say dumb shit even if true. try not to be a dick.