Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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Top comments
stunty_fml 0
That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?
Emperor_Jim 0
Snot happens.
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Comments (57)
ILIEKGIRLS 5
must've been tasty.
blairjanine 0
salty
Mouldy666 0
maybe that's how she likes it ;)
nicobington 1
nice!!!!
dogpup4 23
Your picture made that comment hilarious and I don't know why, #1.
stunty_fml 0
That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?
plum_lovin 28
That sucks for both of them. He was probably super embarrassed.
sayyestothedress 24
Probably gonna see another post about it except it's in the boys perspective
Playdate 0
That is siff!!
Emperor_Jim 0
Snot happens.
xxcrazybestiexx 0
I think this is a FYL, that is just plain disgusting any way u look at it. How can someone even respond to that!
sayyestothedress 24
By slapping him in the face and then going to the bathroom to brush you teeth!! And then use 10 billion pounds of mouthwash!!
Meme1988 18
well, i see it a little funny XD ...poor you at least he stopped and tried to sneeze
perdix 31
Did he crap his pants at the same time? There's a lot of that going around these days -- sneeze-induced defecation, that is.
dalink 24
Dramatic increase in abdominal pressure combined with weak sphincter tone and a high fat diet. The perfect storm.
ifinishlast 0
now if you said he wanted to re-enact two girls one cup, that woul be an fml. this ain't so bad
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Gah that just reminded me of 1 guy 1 cup :S excuse me while I vomit.
Prawn_fml 2
Would think this is worse for him than you, to be honest. How did he react?
_Noon_ 0
Eww. Btw, this one is perfect for an illustrated FML :D
BravoUser 0
You may now sneeze on the bride.