Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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heygirlie777 21
Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...
desidog 12
He's a pussy
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Comments (73)
Paradoxxxx 16
talk to him about it :)
Nordrag 26
thats probably easier said than done if when he said they needed to talk he acted the way he did.
JesterJosh 5
He probably had to take a shit and ran off and pulled an Elvis. Not really but I did crack a laugh at that image.
bubblyhayley 16
I think they already tried that !!!
sirpantselot 22
11, talking about things is the only thing that isn't easier said than done.
Nasir_Jones 12
Maybe he told you he is gay... Which in turn would be a away of dumping you. Sorry OP.
heygirlie777 21
Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...
itscare1217 13
oh my GOD
Damian95 16
He probably had to go back to his mother.
dachayke 16
Dammit i was gonna say that!
oj101 33
Haha, reminds me of the joke I posted before. Guy: Yo, I'm Hungary Friend: Why don't you Czech the fridge? Guy: Ok i'm Russian to the fridge Friend: Hmm... maybe you'll find some Turkey there Guy: Yeah I have some but it's covered in a layer of Greece. YUCK! Friend: Ew, there is Norway you are eating that!
desidog 12
He's a pussy
kaytasha 18
Talk to him, it probably will turn out to be not what you thought!
Wheelman2178 18
Do you know how it's pronounced? I could tell you what he said if you do.
challan 19
Vashi zhenskiye roli pakhnut' ikroy.
ImAFaker 29
-_- Not sure if joking or real answer.
nina739 10
I knw it aint funny bt ur comment
Sports_guy3 28
I know it's not funny when you don't use proper grammar.
challan 19
#33 I said... your female parts smell like caviar. (I'm guessing that's what he muttered.)
nina739 10
know and but happy? stop being funny ass
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Did he do it for mother Russia
challan 19
Well Op, lots of Russian mail order brides and grooms left. Get yourself a bigger and better one.
cypherwars 15
so, it can choke OP to death? No thank you. :D
Dt33345 13
Put words into google translate, and find out what he said using the weird speaking part of it, although it might not be completely accurate.
ashalayx 13
how do you know it was russian lol
flufee2 27
Maybe her boyfriend is russian?
challan 19
Put the crack pipe down, and step away from the comments. Thank you.
glabberfasted 16
Also, Russian is pretty distinct.
Nilorak 24
Also, Maybe OP is russian?
Nilorak 24
Maybe she understands russian?
FlyingPie 17
In Soviet Russia, you dump your boyfriend! Oh wait, that can happen here too..
gracehi 33
I thought in Soviet Russia, boyfriend dumps you.
Kibaruto 33
Can we please not do these....
dachayke 16
In Soviet Russia, you can send another guy a comrade request on stachebook.