Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
JessykaB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
anal-retentive
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Experiment!
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Bllllaaaaaah
Juno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wax on, wax off
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
Anonymous
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Prize
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Top comments
crimsonprodigy 15
The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.
CatLady4Lyf 30
Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?
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Comments (83)
Polynomial 28
Better then ********?
jojimugo 20
Huh???
Polynomial 28
Better saying a Q tip then saying taking a shit.
VeganDarkLight 31
Taking a shit can be a huge pleasure. I wouldn't mind being compared to that :D
CatLady4Lyf 30
Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?
desoxyn242 14
He was just giving a her a tip, now he should really give her the tip.
incoherentrmblr 22
Once you go black, you go deaf...
Danise_123 9
#62 who said he was black ? ?
blubje 17
That went way over your head #69
fortune789 17
A better question is where he is putting the Q-tip.
Nexpecto 28
#100 I think you know.. or should be obvious.
twistedgrifter 8
Q-tip eargasms!
GrimReefer66 29
Wow, what a douche thing to say.
crimsonprodigy 15
The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.
Polynomial 28
Best idea ever.
Pleonasm 36
And then watch him sound himself with them.
yeti37 16
Tell him you understand because he feels like a Q-tip to you.
thestrangedude 10
Q-tips are a special sort of pleasure that no one can match
Polynomial 28
Family Guy ear sex?
Exodiafinder687 58
Not even oral sex can compare with aural sex.
Johnnycake23 42
Ba dum tss!
llalala_fml 19
My boyfriend and I call it "having a moment"
notgointoeurope 11
"Glad the feeling is mutual."
cp399 14
Using a Q-tip...where?
Steve97 32
Cleaning my ears with a Q-tip and I ****...in...my pants
mckenzieandrews 16
Just say you have more pleasure in being single
kerstileann 26
Seriously?
lolcat97 28
That's a pathetic reason to dump the guy over, they are satisfying actually...
foxwasalamb 24
just imagine how stupid you'll sound when your friends ask why you're not together and you'll say "oh he liked q-tips"
energizerbunny23 18
Just a tip for next time...
Algorithm 24
Should've told him that having sex with his dick is about the same as using a q-tip.
Econforthwin 15
Excellent comeback. I wish I could vote this up to comment number one. A Q-Tip Penis burn is everlasting.