Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
The book of revelations
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Caught
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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The__Redneck 7
I think the issue is not that at16 she's having fantasies, but that at 16 she's having completely ******-up fantasies. There's a difference between "*sniffle* my little girl's growing up" and "What the hell ~is~ that thing--is that a GEARSHIFT on it??" Meanwhile, explain to your daughter that there's no way she'd hook up with either of them, much less both, unless she's a pretty manly-lookin' girl.
jdawg2010 0
....ydi for snooping around you a-hole.
The__Redneck 7
I'm not sure how you can make a story about sex with the Twilight characters "better."
holly_41611 0
YDI for snooping around and that's really mean to say about your own daughter. I'm sure she's not weird besides that story you found so that's really harsh
avoidthegirl 6
For all the people freaking out and saying that parents can't snoop, etc... YES, THEY CAN. They're not legal adults, and let's be honest, you'd do the same damn thing to your own kids. My parents gave me a decent amount of space, but they weren't above sneaking through my shit if they suspected something was up. I mean, they never did (to my knowledge, but I kept my drinking to a minimum and didn't do drugs while I lived at home), but it's not like I didn't expect it to happen.
suitgirl5 5
I am so glad someone else here shares my thoughts
kat_95 1
I understand that while curiosity may have gotten the better of you, that didn't give you the right to go through your daughter's personal files. I'll admit that I write fanfiction (not Twilight though, that would be like listening to Justin Beiber music - that comparison speaks for itself) and while it would only be rated at a T for mild swearing I would still feel embarresed if my parents ever read it, although they wouldn't feel that I was a 'freak' for writing it, I would still be upset if they read it without my knowing. And anyway, as a teenager she has to right to explore her personal if somewhat different sexual fantasies. If you could see half the stuff that boys her age like to look at on the internet you would think very differently. I know of people that watch videos of girls doing 'things' in cups. I think that you'd much rather she wrote PRIVATE stories (for her eyes only) than wathching some of the videos out there today.
hahahah12 0
It was wrong of you to snoop in the first place.
heatherduthie 0
That's your daughter and don't look at our generation look at the one who raised us!
1badws6 0
Your a little weird for counting out 5000 words
MissKrissy 5
It's posted on the document in like 95% of computer typing programs
Millman_fml 9
Wow fyl