Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
paigeminem 3
You shouldn't be snooping! I'm sure every young-girl her age thinks about it...but to write it down...that's a little weird!
Alexisthebestest 16
**** her life for putting up with your shit. Sure, it's a little odd, but it wasn't out in public for the world to see. It was on her personal computer. YDI for snooping & being so mean. Calling your kid a freak is harsh.
Harlequin073 6
Ok yea twilight is pretty aweful but people are people and you are the freak for snooping buddy what did youb expect?
alexFYL 11
Oh jeez. My parents are like you, and it was horribly embarrassing. Get over it; boys look at **** and girls write erotica.
lunax_fml 14
that suuucks. you're an ahole for snooping, but still, tough break. (4974 people have written twilight fanfic **** involving themselves)
j_cat187 20
Yid for snooping threw her shit. It's better not knowing
THE_A_TEEN 28
C'mon op comment already you pussy. Our bashing comment guns are ready to fire on your comment.
old09 11
You guys are being all butt-hurt about this, i mean really? it's probably the parents computer, the girl probably does'nt get out enough (she did write all that) BUT at least OP should know......they only have to worry about their daughter being a "teen-mom" if *sparkly* vampires and friggin' werewolves are real...so there is an upside :p
SpeechQween94 14
What a loving parent to call your daughter a freak
ndhin831 2
It could be worse, it could be your 16 year old son.