Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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adjacantobjectiv 0
I'm seventeen and I haven't kissed a boy either. Don't feel bad. :)
ASUdec 0
Maybe if you weren't ugly...
adjacantobjectiv 0
That's awfully rude of you to say, 168. :(
mzmartinez92 0
well its true
RenRen_fml 0
It's okay :) I think it's really worth the wait. 12 year old kids don't really consider these things, especially while they're beginning puberty hahah! All those hormones. So many of the middle school kids are much more physically developed and sexually experienced than I am. I'm 16 and in high school. So really, it's okay.
car6435 0
lol
N00d13s 0
A few of them are probably lying, but a lot of people are pretty easy nowadays. We read an article in health class and it said 80% (around there) of kids are sexually active by the time they are 12 or 13. And looking around my school or walking through the mall, it looks about right.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
That's when you lie and switch seats
red_orchid 0
I totally understand why that's feels like an FMyLife, but trust me, you're in better company than you realise.
foxegrandpa 0
they lied
kab000m 0
Aw, don't worry, I'm freshly 18 and exactly the same - always been asked by the wrong guys and rejected by the right ones. I'll be right with you as I stick to my high standards :).