Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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Bex_dazzled 0
well im 16, and i've kissed a guy before but it was during a drunken party, but i havnt had a boyfriend either and actually one of my guy friends mocked me for it yesterday , it sucks, but tbh i wont go into any pointless relationship just to pass the time and say i've had a boyfriend, dont worry
Fire_lights 0
Well most of those girls were probably lying, or just taking into account EVERY time they've kissed a boy in their life. Kisses can be on the cheek too, and they probably counted those as well so they could appear 'cooler'. Don't worry about it though, OP, the right guy'll come around.
Mauled2Death 0
Its true.At that age they'll likely give in to peer pressure so they pretended to have kissed a boy. On another note,be glad you haven't kissed someone who turned out to be a jerk.I'm a guy,and i've turned down 2 people so far because their personalities were that exactly. One I did agree to go out with turned out to cheat on me 2 days after.FML worthy?
RDMC20 0
well, guess what folks, if you're 16 or over and havent kissed a person of the opposite sex, theres about a 95% chance you're very unattractive. So make some changes to improve your looks, stop eating if you're a fatass, or get some kind of personal style if you're a geek.
roundnproud 7
you're ignorant i don't consider myself ugly at all, in fact i've been told the opposite and i'm far from overweight (actually bit underweight) the only thing that "held me back" in high school was my shyness, which has mostly passed
JackFrost 0
Aw, I'm sixteen (and will be seventeen in a few months), and I've never been kissed...or had a boyfriend for longer than three days. It sucks, especially because almost all of my friends have been kissed, and my best friend just had sex for the first time. But reading all these comments was nice...I realized that I'm not the ONLY 16 year old who's never been kissed. Hopefully they helped you too, OP!
TwitchyTweak 0
i didnt have my first kiss till i was 19....your not alone....
Hailee810 0
I was 17 and a sr. in high school when I got my first kiss. A lot of times I was sad about it but I made sure my first kiss was special, and it was with a boy I WANTED to kiss, rather than some random little boy when I was 12 years old, just to say I had been kissed. I never regretted waiting. I think if you wait until it's special, you won't either. Just sayin.
shadow_moses 0
i didnt kiss a girl until about 2 months before i turned 18, it was with the girl i wanted to kiss since freshman year, granted she broke up with me a week later (high school sucks, its a fact) but it was still worth it
mustlovemarvin 0
Beat ya! I'm 18!
stealthmuffin 0
oh no your life sucks? Hon, I'm almost 17 too, and I've never kissed a guy. Half of my friends have never kissed a guy. Why? Because we're not desperate enough to go throwing ourselves at any guy who so much as looks at us. I have standards and none of the guys who have been interested in me have met them. It's really not the end of the world. I'd rather kiss someone I wanna kiss than a manslut or something. It's really not the end of the world. Am I seriously the only one who's getting sick of seeing a bunch of people whining because they're single or they've never been kissed? It's not like it's the end of the flipping world. You're 17. You have your whole flipping life ahead of you. If this is an fml to you, I'd hate to see what the real world does to you.