Robert
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bonnyrigg, Australia
Our secret
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Carlah
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Middle Age Divorced Dad
Kanata, Canada
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
lloydLO
United States
Chris Hansen time
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
I think you should leave
Today, one of my employees lied to his mother and told her that I’m his girlfriend, so she actually came to invite me to Sunday dinner. Nice woman, but I had to tell her he lied, since I’m married, to my wife. She kicked up a huge stink in the shop and accused me of using her son for "hetero sex". FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
Big Brother is watching you
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
Probably something you should be keeping to yourself.
mt21mt 15
What if she is actually 21, and the mother is playing a practical joke, and you show up all like, "Oh my god happy 18th Birthday!" Then you would look even more hilarious. You sick ****** you.
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Comments (49)
exileonmainst 16
Is her name Lolita by any chance?
StagGT 13
age of consent is 16 in Michigan
mekiswrite 21
It's still illegal if the other person is older than 18
PenguinPal3017 19
No it isn't, not unless the person is their teacher (or similar). Maybe at least try google next time. 16 is the age of consent in Michigan so long as the person is not their teacher, foster care provider, etc.
LeoCor 19
He’s right, it’s still illegal. You can have sex at 16 but it has to be with someone 16-18
PenguinPal3017 19
Where do you see that? Copy pasted: In Michigan, the age of consent is 16, and people who engage in sexual activity with children who are underage can be convicted of statutory rape (also called criminal sexual conduct).Michigan's laws also prohibit teachers from engaging in sex with students aged 16 or 17 years old.
chance12497 14
SC it is 16. the other can be any age above 16
Dave_Davington 34
Probably something you should be keeping to yourself.
exileonmainst 16
I mean, does it really matter? What could possibly happen when you admit to statutory rape in front of thousands of strangers?
WHSKitty4ever 23
IP address
qr_fml 21
How do you not know her age?
inappropes 31
she lied. do you demand to see proof?
sophiehelen 32
Yeah but 2 years is a long time to not find out.. Surely there were signs?
ChakatBlackstar 29
It may not have come up. Or something misleading happened, like he met her in a bar(fake IDs are still a thing). Or like when my British boyfriend said he was in college and I assumed he was older, when it turns out college means something else in the UK and he was actually younger.
Ricrad 11
College age in the UK can be as young as 16.
mt21mt 15
What if she is actually 21, and the mother is playing a practical joke, and you show up all like, "Oh my god happy 18th Birthday!" Then you would look even more hilarious. You sick ****** you.
HoboMeth 36
Looks like the judge will have something else to rule against you
acmariner99 25
And you put this on a public forum because?
greenwichgal 15
And the mother was okay with it?!?!
nyanara 11
You don't usually tell your mum "yeah, I'm banging that guy". The mother could have thought they were just dating without having sex
TheEndIsNigh 10
Maybe the girl also lied to her mum about OPs age. Or, maybe she thought the age/maturity difference wasn't big enough to matter.
Glowworm56 27
Great, now you've got "Young Girl" by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap stuck in my head--and I HATE Gary Puckett!
GamerChickxoxo 16
Say hi to jared (the subway guy) for me :)