Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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golfmanreddy 0
I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!!
superboard 0
fun fact - Brandon flowers, lead singer of the killers, wasn't kissed till he was 17
roundnproud 7
i'm 19 and never been kissed. honestly though who the **** cares? there are worse things in the world, and the time will come when it comes
cellist_fml 2
I think it's sad that those 12 year old girls had all kissed boys. I feel that's too young. When you get your first kiss you're going to appreciate it more than they ever did.
savasana 0
It bothers the crap out of me to know that kids are doing so much at such a young age. Kisses, and anything beyond, should be saved for someone special; not 'just because.' Ugh. I didn't get my first kiss until I was 16, and I had dated him for some time before we did. I was making sure I was going to share that moment with the right person. And he was. That is how it should be, in my opinion. I know for a fact 12 year olds don't even comprehend the concept of love (although not many teenagers do, actually hah. but still. Twelve is way too early to be doing anything). -end rant haha-
hellFighter 0
i didn't get kissed till i was 17...maybe this will be your lucky year! and seriously, i completely understand your pain and insecurity (i had it too), but after you do get kissed it seems a lot less important :)
HinduSpartan 2
I'd kiss ya ;)
Bhuggy 0
they were probably just lying so the looked 'cool' your better than them!
aireun 0
wow, what fail you couldnt have at least found a nice, encroaching drunk man to fulfill your desires? what fail......
LukeDog 0
hahahahahahahahah