Today, my mom caught me vaping weed oil and tried to ground me. I’m 33 years old, with my own wife and kids, weed is legal in this state with a medical card, and I use it to treat the seizures I’ve had since mom belted me around the head as a kid, giving me brain damage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my dad caught me vaping. From the volume of his yelling, you’d think he caught me sniffing cocaine out of a prostitute's ass crack. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML
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tounces7 28
If your mom literally beat you to the point of giving you brain damage WHY IS SHE STILL IN YOUR LIFE????
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
this is more of a tell her to **** off type of situation
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
That's outrageous!!! Your mom ought to snitch on you to your wife and she will ground you! What is society without norms?!?!
YoshiSqu4d 17
I think this was meant to be sarcasm...
tounces7 28
If your mom literally beat you to the point of giving you brain damage WHY IS SHE STILL IN YOUR LIFE????
Boyufd 25
and you still talk to her?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
this is more of a tell her to **** off type of situation
alex_jaguara 33
That's one of the most ****** up stories I've read around here.
genuinegoodguy 9
Why do you still see your mother?
Marcella1016 32
HOLY ****!!!! I’m sorry your mom is a monster, OP. Like others said, it’s shocking that she is still in your life, but good on you for being the bigger person I guess and forgiving her. But again, HOLY SHIT, she may be someone you need to love from afar. Jesus. I’m so sorry.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Cut her out of your life. She isn't worth the title mother.
bloopaloop 27
Are y’all living at your moms house?
malicemassacre 18
That’s what I was thinking!
millsjoshua949 12
I'm curious as to how she caught you in your own house. And since you're 33 she can't do anything so not sure why you're so upset.