Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
F your grandma's life actually
junkman6 22
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?
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Comments (85)
RusticChick 27
Let's hope your grandma didn't reply.
JMichael 26
With pics of her own...*shudders*
lnheritance 19
Granny panties, *shiver*.
Smiley_70 22
Why my lad I remember when your willy was tiny!
warsun 27
F your grandma's life actually
cinskeep43 15
yeah I'm sure she's so proud of her grandchildren
MSDemonslayer 5
Wow. I like your profile pic. Maplestory. I like that shit.
junkman6 22
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?
cinskeep43 15
for a while?!?! how bout never lol
alice192823 24
Woah your poor grandma
alex_622 22
That was more than granny bargained for...
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Or less...
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Did granny send nudes back?
AnOriginalName 19
Hopefully....
FmyL6 19
NOT!
LowExpectations 30
(Rocks back and forth, shaking head.) No, no, no, no, no, no.
J_Kertz 14
#28 - People like you make me wonder...
Pleonasm 36
Depending on how you played your cards, she either just took you off the will or just added you on it.
kabza 13
you deserve it for sending nude pics while drunk
foxwasalamb 24
maybe he feels more confident under the influence. who knows.
junkman6 22
If sending nudes to your grandma is confidence... I'll take 5 pitchers of timid please.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Sending nudes is never very smart, easy to be used against you. To an ex, very bad.
oreoeater 21
your not exactly thinking straight when your drunk
sashin112792 7
Agreed, #50 but if you're drunk enough to send nudes to your grandma you might have a problem
orbit 22
It probably works better than an AA meeting though
IJG2000 16
This is on a whole new level of drunk
gramirez23 9
Dumbass of the day award goes to... Kev!! Congratulations.
stargirl_95 24
If you're getting that drunk OP then I think you may have a problem.