Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
Old soul
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Low blow
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Time flies by
Today, long after ten years ago when I answered the door to someone asking if my mummy and daddy were home, and I was 24 and it was my house, I just now got asked if my 30 year-old sister was my daughter. Time has not been kind to me. FML
You tried
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML
Growing old gracefully
Today, my youngest sister was Snapchatting a new guy and sent him a selfie with me in it. He responded, “Is that your mom?” I’m 26.. FML
Jailbait
Today, after confessing to my 16 year-old sister that I was only into guys younger than me, she said that was OK because she was attracted to guys in their late 40's and that an age gap was not that much of a big deal. FML
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Top comments
Neevster 18
It happens. When I was 5, and my two 15 and 17 year old sisters went out with me, people asked if they were lesbian teen parents
FtheHumanity 17
GO NOW AND BUY ALCOHOL Also, F your ads FML.
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Comments (21)
CodeXSK 10
I feel you OP? I am only 22 and a kid from my cousins class asked me if my child was in the class
fuckmyluck2017 7
I'm 22 and have a kid, it's not that crazy for them to ask you.
RichardPencil 32
Go easy on the meth. It’s aging.
FtheHumanity 17
GO NOW AND BUY ALCOHOL Also, F your ads FML.
LwyrUp 13
Your sister's friend needs glasses!
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Well you can take it as a way of the. saying you look mature, or that you at least won't need to get a fake ID.
EstrangedWife 3
Accidentally said ydi. And they probablydidn't see your face
Lobby_Bee 18
Spreading foundation on your face like cake frosting is very damaging to your skin.
Neevster 18
It happens. When I was 5, and my two 15 and 17 year old sisters went out with me, people asked if they were lesbian teen parents
Lucky O'Guin 18
The kid is 4, so maybe they just assume everyone is a parent. Or, maybe there are some teen parents with 4-year-old kids in the class. It likely wasn't meant to disparage you.
Lucky O'Guin 18
Sorry, OP, guess I misread 14 as 4. Still, maybe she was just trying to be funny.