Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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vixnbrianaf 2
Maybe they thought brothers, dads and other relatives counted?
Loserguy139 6
Haha 212 I bet all you and all your friends are munters or something. And just in general; What so now girls who kiss boys are ******? Biblical times called, they want to know when you'll be back. I bet all of the girls who haven't been kissed and they're all 17 all wear like promise rings and chastity belts and will always be the "average" statistic for the rest of theirs lives. Go get wasted and lose your goddamned inhibitions for once.
stealthmuffin 0
yes. all girls who have ever kissed boys before are ******. didn't you know? that's how life works! you're either a ***** or a prude! silly boy. (: and oh, if I go get drunk and do something stupid, I'll be impure and nobody will want me ever, and THEN my life will TRULY be over. D: because making out and or getting laid is the most important thing in the world of course, right? and, well... if nobody wants me, there really, truly MUST be something wrong with me! but I really should just go and get wasted. I have NEVER done it before and it sounds like I'll have a jolly good time with it!
heartoflife3x5 0
Ahhh I know how you feel. I just want to mack one someone all ready ha.
rockerchickxd 0
Most of them were probably lying..and if they weren't, they probably wasted their first kiss. My first kiss was with someone I was in love with and I know it wasn't wasted. Be thankful you didn't just give it away to any guy. It wouldn't have meant anything to you if you did. A first kiss is something you should want to remember forever not something you would regret because it was with the wrong guy. God has an awesome guy planned out for you and when he comes along everything will work out for the best and you will be so thankful that your first kiss was with someone you will be with the rest of your life :)
waterynuggets 0
ROFLMAO
Frommetoyou 0
Really, I have no idea what our society has come to today. Mostly all the little kids I know already know about sex and cuss words. I saw my friend get cussed off by her little siblings who are about 6 or 7. And no I am not saying that all of the little kids are like that, I'm just saying most.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
and thats bad? i think that 12 is a little young...
I_Wanna_Lol 0
And that's your issue? It's not your fault there's so many slutty 12 year olds out there :P I didn't start "kissing" until I was 13 =))=))=))
taradylan 0
don't feel bad. 12 year-olds lie about that kind of stuff to look cool in front of their friends. in five years, they'll wish they hadn't.
kendraaaxo 0
wooooow, seventeen & no kiss?
Hjelloo 0
Kids are kissing at twelve? Hell, when I was that age, we were still segregated. None of that "talk to the opposite sex" thing happened till 14.