Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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perussian 0
omg im so jealous of you.. i regret the shit i did.. im 17 and have BEEN with 4 guys already! =[
cla1re 0
yeah. I get hit on a lot, but I've never been kissed. I'm 18. it's better to love someone and kiss them than just run around kissing people. they're 12. and of course they've kissed their daddies or male figure in their lives:)
livieeexoo 0
oh its fineeeee! i'm 17 and had my first kiss only like a month ago, and he's a GREAT guy. i'm so happy i waited and i'm not like all my other friends who've already lost their virginity at 17 to guys who are dicks. :)
blueflare21 3
What about kissing a family member that's probably why they all got up either there dads, brothers, grandpas... Etc
kira1kira 0
I would have lied but still FYL
HorrorByrd 0
Most of those other kids probably lied anyway. but still, same shit with me
_FYL_ 0
Yea, I'm almost 15..still nope ]: I always thought it was weird but most of these comments changed my mind, first kiss will be special, and I can't wait! And you don't have to be ugly not to have kissed someone...I know I'm def. not. [x Most of them probably lied anyways..I'm sure not all 18 of them kissed a boy, unless if it's on the cheek maybe or their cousins, dads, etc. xD
anonymous2323 0
Aww don't feel bad. It's more than likely that a lot of them got up so they wouldn't feel embarrassed. I'm sure not ALL of them have kissed before. Or, on the other hand, the "boy" those 12-year-olds have kissed could have been a baby cousin or a dad or a younger brother. You never know.
anonymous2323 0
Aww don't feel bad. It's more than likely that a lot of them got up so they wouldn't feel embarrassed. I'm sure not ALL of them have kissed before. Or, on the other hand, the "boy" those 12-year-olds have kissed could have been a baby cousin or a dad or a younger brother. You never know.
goodrich86 0
wow. that's terrible. but don't worry. i had my first "special kiss" at 17 too... ;D