Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
bestbirthdayever
United States
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
JimmySmoothBeans
Australia
Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML
Tom
United States
Lonely boy
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
jakob
United States
Fresh-faced
Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Thank you for being a friend
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
doyouwantmedead
Northolt, United Kingdom
Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
A. We all know old people have the best stories. B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on. C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods. D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY. Sounds like you got it made...
F_MY_L1FE 0
I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.
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Comments (118)
ATL_chris 6
lmfao win
ATL_chris 6
not really though
Jonkbaby 23
ydi it for craving older men
cowycal 4
Is #1 wearing pants? :S
phreshboi 1
why the **** would you go to it then?
HaiToThePeoples 0
Get out more? o.o;
ATL_chris 6
no im not wearing pants i stand completely naked just to take pictures of my tattoo, your smart though
BaseballBeast 0
gay
lilai1396 0
OP- this is one of those need more detail if you were dragged there by a grandma that wanted help finding a new guy, than fyl. ydi if you volunteered to go though.
Averizzle 0
Is that sarcasm? Why don't you just answer the guys question..
HeroOfMi 0
11...when you're basically saying somebody is stupid..try to spell "you're" right.
MrSassypants 34
how is this an FML? I do this every week all week woo hoo! I actualy do. jk
awesomechick618 0
I'm too tired 2 laff at u
ATL_chris 6
haha yes 23 i have pants on
Blame_The_Dog 0
I get drunk and **** your best friends grandpa.
joshhhhdudeyeah 0
ydi for being a loser
StopB1tchingYDI 0
don't assume stuff
MarkSeattle 0
who the heck invites a teen to geriatric party anyway, lol. yeah, wearing pants around your ankles #1 ;-)
ATL_chris 6
;)
Massdebater 1
did you pull any granddads?
austinfosho 0
haha your life sucks
seanreddog 4
Were any of them priests? Oh nevermind you're a girl. Gold diggin' time!
Blacklynx 0
Well... there's always college. go to a party school and start fresh!!! fyl, im 15 and i've gone to more parties this week, dont be so down though, you can always listen to interesting WWII stories. Parties arent so great. lotsa crazy shit happens that you regret.
blinkythefish 1
your 16 you stupid shit act your age
seanreddog 4
I haven't been to a party since 5th grade. I has no life.
Sheepish 0
Why the hell does everyone think you have no life if you don't party in highschool?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#83 I have no idea. I never partied in high school at all, but I wasn't a loser for not doing so. I had friends in high school, but they just weren't the heavy partying types...
digitalcadenza 7
well said :)
seanreddog 4
That's not why I have no life it's just an additional detail.
digitalcadenza 7
lol we get you
beepelati 5
way to go ! did you find anyone cute ?
imballinlol 0
Nice pepperoni nip #1.
bcoolplz 1
you ever heard of a little something called sneaking out?? im 14 and do it all the time!!!
NuMuzik 0
not enough 2 rite it thou
VeryNice329 0
I think old people are cute....most of them anyway. you get those few who are just bitter and think they deserve respect cause they're old. I can't say fyl(because I've met some awesome old people via grandma) and I can't say ydi either. it's over tho...so get over it and go to a party with people your own age next time.
DocRob 0
Well, at least the OP wasn't at the party. Since OP is clearly not 60 or older.
sarahmah214 0
aww
kxdottt 0
Hahha aw you need some friends your own age.
jbrizzle17 0
wow
F_MY_L1FE 0
I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.
HeroOfMi 0
-***** ur life-
GooseHawk 0
Crusty old people ftw? Nahhhh.
MurderxFace 1
sweet party dude. find an old chick with money who's ready to die
Jonkbaby 23
lol but she's a girl
MurderxFace 1
even better. women are never rich anyway unless they're old husband was. she should find a rich old dude ready to die then
MurderxFace 1
I meant their
ArtIsResistance7 1
A. We all know old people have the best stories. B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on. C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods. D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY. Sounds like you got it made...
ArtIsResistance7 1
Change 'women' to 'men' ** Unless you're a lesbian, OP. Some of those old broads might show you what it's like to be touched. You never know..
Vampyro94 0
lmao old people
Eyeliner_fml 0
15- Win
its_tuesday 6
was it a family thing? because at most of my family gatherings i tend to be the youngest person there.