Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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Top comments
Marcella1016 32
Either way, that was kind of a dick thing to say. Damn.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Way to be judgmental, asshat. And in public too. Poor girl.
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Comments (8)
Marcella1016 32
Either way, that was kind of a dick thing to say. Damn.
tweiler 15
Just want to let you know that I meant to vote thumbs up on this comment instead of thumbs down. Sorry about that.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I don't think it was the mistake that caused them to look at you funny. I think they'd have looked at you that way if you'd said what you wanted to say.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Way to be judgmental, asshat. And in public too. Poor girl.
RichardPencil 32
Your imagined sentence is even worse than what you managed to say.
poopface82 25
That could have turned into you teaching her what you like so she could improve. YDI for going about this all wrong.
lexxiasaurus 31
you could have started cute kissing lessons right there and instead you opened your mouth to ruin the moment. always think, will this comment be kind and lead to more communication or can this hurt the conversation and leave me looking like an ass. takes 5 seconds or 3 deep breaths
SirEnigM0nk 22
Mistakes happen, we all make the occasional verbal gaffe. Don't let that stop you from speaking your mind.