Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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craphappens92 0
If it makes you feel better half of em will be pregnant or have a baby bout time they get your age anyways
briiittxxhc 0
Aww, don't feel bad. I had my first kiss when I was 17. Your just waiting for the right person. I know how it feels.
xxLoservillexx 0
Don't feel too bad. I've had my first kiss at 13. The only reason is because my friends dared me, and pressured me into kissing my best guy friend. Oh dear lord, what a party that was...
FuzzyWalnuts 0
You've never kissed your dad on the cheeck? I'm sure that's what at least have of them were moving for. Or they're gonna grow up to be ******. Take your choice. FYL though that you still haven't kissed a guy.
SecsNoises 6
Hahah, thats not a FMY. You should feel happy that your first kiss will be at an age where you will be able to fully appreciate it; not at 12 when it's next to meaningless. I know a girl who lost her virginity age 13 in a secluded alley, would you rather be like that?
SaraSunshineexo 0
This was my FML, before I had an account. Yes, I could've switched seats, but that's lying and I try to be honest all the time. Plus that ruins the fun of the game xP But thank you to those of you who made me feel better with your positive comments. (:
CelticWolf_fml 0
I'm 16 and still haven't been kissed; I'm the only person in my whole year that hasn't. I've been asked plenty of times before but I'm waiting for the right person. I don't want my first kiss to be with a random guy that I'll never meet again at a 16's night club where most people are passed on drunk. So OP, don't worry, you're not the only one out there. As you said about the kids having no morals; my friend lost her virginity at the back of Tesco at the age of 12, and my bestfriend lost hers at the weekend...she's only 15 :/ About the 12 year olds, I wouldn't put it passed them to be kissed at that age...
scateice 0
There's nothing wrong with kissing a guy at 12. Hell, love isn't about age at all. As long as you truly love that person, want to be with them forever, and feel the moment's right and they won't let you down, it's alright! Just kiss them! Don't listen to anyone else, do what's right
RichMan92 0
I'm in the same position as #117, always rejected, never been kissed. So I feel both your pains.
Mcstroodlenugget 0
Don't worry. I got my first kiss at 17 and I used to worry about being a looser. It'll happen one day and it's really not a big deal. :)