Tom
United States
Lonely boy
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Many such cases
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
good friend
Missoula, United States
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
my_only_friend
Chicago, United States
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Top comments
skatepunk96 0
Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.
CakeZombie 0
Um, it IS a party...
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skatepunk96 0
Your the spare tire on an 18 wheeler.
XenaWP 6
That's better than The party having been a sausage fest!
prinzess_fml 25
If it makes you feel any better, having a boyfriend/girlfriend can make you happier but it can also make you miserable or bored, depending on the relationship. So maybe you weren't the most unhappy person in the room and a few of your friends secretly wish they were single again...
zukinihudini 0
Were you watching movies with your room mates?
Keyman1212 14
I'm willing to bet that some of those people you were with are super jealous of your situation. Like Barney Stinson, when he starts dating Robin.
drawmesunshine 17
OP's a unicycle amongst a group of 9 bicycles. Or maybe even a group or two tricycles, a wheelchair, a tandem bicycle, and 3 regular bicycles.
Glockinator 2
Ha ha ha
syki 22
Orgy?
SirObvious 1
Alcohol?
natashax21 5
I'd correct your grammer but your comment is too amazing and creative for grammatical correction.
trackstar132 4
I was so gonna say that
WeirdSauce 7
Grammar*
CakeZombie 0
Um, it IS a party...
kirsty1551 3
WOW. U counted all the way to 19, good job.
malignantmegan 3
2 that's what I was thinking xD
irimalovecheer98 5
Oh I realli dont get it but ok
CoteDePablo 0
Are you 9?
belkinbra 12
Hey your a dumbass. Your 13 get off FML. I hate little kids.
LiveLaughFML 10
#20: lol no, you're the dumbass here. how does it look like being a 25 year old cursing out a 13 year old?
LiveLaughFML 10
Also, I would appreciate if you didn't call someone a dumbass when you don't even know how to use a word grammatically correct. You're = you are = you're a dumbass. There ya go buddy! :)
dre_bro11 12
23, you forgot to mention the part about how he is, according to his 'about me', better than 90% of the FML users when it comes to grammar.
Justforlolz 14
20 - Hey. 3 might be too young to be on FML, but you don't seem to be mature enough to be here either. Come back when you no longer giggle when someone says "penis".
docscientist 10
20- In your profile, your grammar in the sentence where you proclaim it is better than 90% of others, is incorrect. You're missing a comma. Also, good job being a grown ass adult who picks on kids.
daniel1_1 13
Can somebody explain this?
drawmesunshine 17
3, 34 When you go out with two of your friends who are a couple, you are the awkward third wheel. OP went to a party with 18 of his friends, all of whom were coupled together, making him the awkward 19th wheel.
kaileigh33 0
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JMTS 0
29 - I still giggle when someone says penis...
jisaac09 25
Thumbs up if you giggled at the word "penis".....
raphanne_fml 33
#47 This is FML, not Youtube...
fuzz97 23
Regardless of his or her age, 3 is still an idiot.
amrik 11
You're a dumb ass. I'm 13 and I'm just going to point out that you used "your" in the wrong context. Stupid twat
iizcalebhearmero 0
20, you must have never been a child yourself.
hobojo69 23
Thank you
Ecklcakes 15
Hey 20, on your profile you also misspelt fun as "fum". Keep up the brilliant grammar.
unknownfork 12
#20-Ageism: all the UNCOOL kids are doing it.
EnEl_Infierno 15
Well at least you weren't the 20th.
thatonename 7
How is that worse? At least then there is chance to hook up with someone.
drawmesunshine 17
Two single dudes? That might suck more.
chuchurocket 4
Two dudes makes for a more exciting night... Ehe.
Miss_Michaela 10
It kind of shows my experience of parties as I don't know what a wheel is. I've tried googling it, but get money deals on tyres instead.
Miss_Michaela 10
Oh! I get it. I do know what a wheel is. Well, as I normally call myself a 3rd wheel. So when OP wrote 19th wheel, it didn't click. But, now it does. Ermm.. Can someone remove my comment? I know feel stupid for not making the connection.
bo1440 3
Lol, a stud like you Alan, I don't belive it.
Miss_Michaela 10
Ahh. I'm now waiting eagerly for someone to comment on how much of a 'stud' I am. :P
CryMoreFMLs 15
You're a woman Miss, you can't be a stud*. *You could be but I don't think that means you're entirely woman at that point, and that's a whole 'nother ballpark.
Marcella1016 32
You definitely are 25...the face half covered look is really in these days. You hot stud, you ;) And don't feel bad, 7 (I think that's your number...the comment we're replying to...I'm too lazy to go back and look but not too lazy to type this all out :P). Anyway, number whatever, it's ok not to have gotten it, looks like a few people didn't. The other number whatever who answered you provided a great explanation :)
SimpleMinds_fml 7
LMFAO I thought you were joking. You googled it?! Hahhshahhahhagahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahabhabba
SimpleMinds_fml 7
LMFAO I thought you were joking. You googled it?! Hahhshahhahhagahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahabhabba
Miss_Michaela 10
Yes I googled it. Normally on here, if you ask people what something is, the first response you get is: 'Google it', and an additional message insulting your intelligence for not using google.
Alexisthebestest 16
I was always the 3rd wheel on everyone's dates. I am forever alone :,(
drlove78843 6
Why not your hot! If this is your real picture :)
Alexisthebestest 16
Awe, thanks Dr. :)
Gargoyle123 2
And mods call this an fml pfft whatever! Okay.
Accept 11
Least your at a party, While most are doing absolutely nothing J/s
Mister_Triangle 21
To me, being an awkward odd-one-out is worse than staying at home. Either way you feel alone, but at home you're not constantly reminded of it.
Jimboom 12
Could be worse... if it is the kind of 18 person party I am thinking of then the 19th person is usually the fluffer.
starry71 0
I think Tom means he was the only one of 19 people who didn't have a date. sorry, buddy.
jedielf 23
Yup, was about to say that. I thought the "19th wheel" was some weird new slang that people have been throwing around, but nope.
Jesus_Christ69 0
That's when you get with one of the other wheels. (y)